Caution, Dangerous Words Women Use.

Irish Drifter · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:58 pm

WORDS ONLY WOMEN USE
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> 1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument
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> when they are right and you need to shut up.
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> 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half
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> an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just
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> been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
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> around the house.
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> 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
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> something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
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> begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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> 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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> 5) Loud Sigh : This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement
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> often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
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> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
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> and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
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> meaning of nothing.)
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> 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a
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> women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
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> long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
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> your mistake.
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> 7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
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> Just say you're welcome.
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> 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
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> 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement,
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> meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
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> several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
result
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> in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer
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> to # 3.
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> Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they
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> can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the
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> women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know its
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> true.
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