www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I'm in town at the moment and Cupid has drawn his bow. I don't want to get ripped off. Who knows a good jeweler in town? She says she needs a "big one", but I intend to deceide on my own what is big enough. She "ain't no puta either" She's a bartender. Yes... I tip extra and now you know why.

Berk.....

how soon do you need it?
i have a ring that i do not need any more
you can even say it was bought for an hdr bartender

Umm, because a fool and his money are soon parted?
C'mon Berk you should know the flea market, pawn shop or Ebay are the best places for genuine true-love chica jewelry.

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ID........Where are you?

Berk2302:

Pacoloco would testify to this: Berk2302 is like a little dog chasing a big car even if he caught it he would know what to do with it. Besides this is the man who showed me where to find the ring I gave my real estate agent. He's just messing with us much like that bartender is messing with him. Berk2302: pay no attention to me keep the story going you are in the game and I'm at home reading about it. Looking forward to the next installment.

Lee

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What do you think ID is going to say or do? Is your counselor or something?

I am a jeweler and will be there on the 18th...........
What do you need ???

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ariving on the 18th a 1:30 local

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aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, another pearl of wisdom from the man with the oxymoronic screen name

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Exactly, who is decieving who down there Berk? She will be terribly disappointed to find out your just a poor gringo staying in a fleabag hotel that gives big tips to pretty bartenders and you will be terribly disappointed to find out she was just attracted to your imaginary net worth and NOT your witty charm and good looks.
Lee you know he shouldn't be down there by himself...

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No question about it.......ID is very knowledgeable concerning the Costa Rica/San Jose scene. I think you could learn a lot from him.

My advice to you,my friend,is to contact all the chicas at the DR who have been given the hardware by their ever-loving gringo,and have no futher use for it.Once they have taken the asshole for all they can,you can probably get the jewelry very cheap.After all,they all wind up at the Pawn shop at 5-10 cents on the dollar. (hmmm very good business opportunities for a Gringo who wants to move here and needs to work)This reminded me of the 2 Colombianas I saw last night doing dueling computers the KL surely writing to their "one and onlys" and laughing their asses off as they write identical most passionate thoughts AND of course RFMs.

By the way Berk is pulling our legs here.

Yes VB, Berk has to be definitely pulling our chains on this one, because if he was telling the truth we would never hear from him again on this board. His hypocrisy would sentence him to a life of shame and ridicule.

Hey Berk, when Paco and I are in town in a few weeks, do you want us to check in on her to make sure she is remaining faithful?

Yes Berk what is the lucky girls name, we will keep an eye on her and maybe put in a good word for you...


Thanks for the idea Bob, I will be down in a couple weeks to scout out a prime gulch location for Paco's Pawn Shop / RFM Internet Cafe, I will specialize in helping chicas with much needed cash for all types of gringo-paid for electronics and jewelry... whether they were gifts, a symbol of his eternal love, payment for sexo or stolen from his hotel room! Kiltman88 will you be my jewelry appraiser?
Chicas, need RFM translation help? No problemo, Paco's RFM Internet Cafe has help on hand and a large file of effective heartbreaking RFM's written in pitiful spanglish guaranteed to bring a tear to your novio'(s') eye and a withdrawal from his bank account. Paco's will accept Western Union and Moneygram transfers of course. We will also make cash loans on that car or house Senor Gringo bought for you chica, just bring in the title. Paco's Pawn will also be the place in the gulch for the lovestruck gringo to find that perfect gift for his new novia on short notice, find the perfect ring for that hot bartender or working girl, guaranteed to keep her faithful while you're away!

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