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Berk2302
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:52 pm 
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I'll be down late Tuesday for 8 nights. I'll be happy to check on anyone's "novia" while I am here. Give me a name and description... a phone number will help. I'll let you know what she'll go for, a list of the activities she promises to perform and if she actually strips butt nakked once we get to the room. Being the gentelman that I am I will not show her the Berk tiny weenie... I'll just pay her as to what we agreed on and tell her I changed my mind. I'll say I have a major headache or something. Of course, you'll need to Western Union me the cash I shelled out (Western Union is OK under the circumstances) and I'll send you via email a complete report. A propina will be greatly appreciated.

June 12 - 20. Don't delay. You deserve the truth. :P :P :P

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:16 pm 
Nice service...

Unfortunately, I KNOW exactly what my amigovias are doing, and it's anyone they can get their grubby little pooseys on...
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Berk2302
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:22 pm 
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QBF.... I'm just trying to be helpful. If I get enough propina's I might be able to afford something at places like 747 etc.. :lol:

Barney....
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:41 pm 
Berk2302 wrote:
QBF.... I'm just trying to be helpful. If I get enough propina's I might be able to afford something at places like 747 etc.. :lol:

Barney....


You think this bunch of guys will give you THAT much? ;)
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Berk,

If my girlfriend does you for $50 I'm gonna be pissed 'cause she always charges me cien! :evil:

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:18 pm 
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Berk, please check on all my novias. I happen to date every waitress at the DR. Please pay them and tip them whatever they want and Paco will Western Union you the money when you are finished, just let me know through a PM how much it was. I need to know if they cheat on me :?: :?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:45 pm 
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Latinoheat69 wrote:
Berk, please check on all my novias. I happen to date every waitress at the DR. Please pay them and tip them whatever they want and Paco will Western Union you the money when you are finished, just let me know through a PM how much it was. I need to know if they cheat on me :?: :?

Thank you.

Your Bestest Friend LH.


With all the respect I can muster, you must be on some psychotic medication if 1) you think I am coming any where close to some of your "novias", and 2) you are so phuckin' cheap that you want Paco to pick up the tab which i know he's not going to do.

As far the waitresses... I thought I was the ONLY one doing them on their days off for FREE since I propina them at least a benny each shift.

I will do this for you "Heat". I will make a list of suckers Hazel leaves with and I will poll them as to if she called out your name in the middle of the "let's play hide the banana". Will that work? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:53 pm 
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QuickBlueFox wrote:
Berk2302 wrote:
QBF.... I'm just trying to be helpful. If I get enough propina's I might be able to afford something at places like 747 etc.. :lol:

Barney....


You think this bunch of guys will give you THAT much? ;)


Quickie.... in reality no, but I know, even though this thread is in jest, some would like to know the real truth. I remember Rolltide's chica was in the DR working, as reported, after he left. I've got a new PM... I'll bet it someone who really wants to take me up on the offer.

FYI.... Paco, Parque Morzaon chicas/chicos will NOT be accepted under this offer. STOP PMing me about Missy/Michael! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Barney.....
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CRT Bound
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:26 pm 
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B2302,

Thanks for the offer. But since I can't class her as a NOVIA just yet, I guess this falls out of your services..... :(

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FYI.... Paco, Parque Morzaon chicas/chicos will NOT be accepted under this offer. STOP PMing me about Missy/Michael! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Barney.....[/quote]


Well that answers my question, my chica/chico hangs on the corner by the school. At least just go by and tell her 'Hola' from pookie, she/he will understand :oops: :( :roll: :wink:
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:42 pm 
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Berk who are you kidding, you'll be too busy taking your novias shopping, throwing money at the BM bartenders so they'll pretend to like you, and dragging gordas back to your room at the Cardboard Inn to worry about anyone elses novias. :P Latinoheat would appreciate it if you'd stop by Puchos and tell his friends there to stock up on anal lube, he'll be down in a few weeks. :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:19 am 
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B2302,

On second thought. Since you have a pic and where you can find her. Please check into her so I can see if she will be truly faithful with me while I'm not there!! :shock: :shock:

CRTB :D
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:48 am 
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Berk who are you kidding, you'll be too busy taking your novias shopping, throwing money at the BM bartenders so they'll pretend to like you, and dragging gordas back to your room at the Cardboard Inn to worry about anyone elses novias.


I'll check on the "biker chic" for you if you want, but I'll need to hose her down with a decontaminating solution for all the "coodies" she probably carries. :P

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Latinoheat would appreciate it if you'd stop by Puchos and tell his friends there to stock up on anal lube, he'll be down in a few weeks.


Crisco or Corn Huskers Lotion? Which is it? :lol: :lol: :lol: (Sorry "Heat")

Berk.....

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Berk,

Your arrival announcement sounds like the "cumming" of the anti-christ! :wink:

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:11 pm 
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I'll be down late Tuesday for 8 nights.


See ya at happy hour on Friday 8)
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