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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:15 am 
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I posted the 1st. part in Circus's "Most ugliest or gordo chica a CRT member was seen with" thread but wanted to give the full story.
Sort of "The whole kitten kabootle"

Here it is.


I'll fess up.
This is really hard to confess due to the fact that I'll probably get a bunch of flak and ridicule.
A few years ago I was in San Jose and on one of my more drunken drinking binges. Hell I wish I was on a black-out as I wish I could forget it ever happened. But I don't have black-outs, Damn !!
I was wandering in one of the neighborhoods around where the Zona Blue is. It was late at night I was horney as hell and looking for a Chica to satisfy my needs. There wasn't anything going on anywhere I looked.
As I strolled up the street a dog came up to me and was wagging it's tail. The dog was a scraggly long haired mutt that was ugly as sin but so ugly it was kind of cute. ( at least I thought so ) I started petting it and it was vary friendly. I looked and saw it was a female and noticed that she must be in heat as her vagina was all puffed out.
Well my little mind started racing and I was having some wicked thoughts. I looked around and there wasn't anybody to be seen. I led the little lady into a doorway and proceeded to have my way with her.

I know, I know you are all thinking how could a guy take advantage of a poor little dog. Well, I am a real dog lover myself ( At this point it's somehow a forgone conclusion. ) I was simply giving the poor dog a bone. Well I'll tell ya this dog was really enjoying it as she arched her back and was using her legs to push her hind quarters into me ... ( Hell, I thought that I was going to be TOO large for this Bitch ) but she took all of me and seemed to want more ?
She was a good girl. And surprisingly wet and tight. She was even making some great innocent growls and tiny barks. I was thinking of getting a bit of head but those teeth were real scary looking.
After I came in her I left my manhood inside untill it went soft. I figured that she would exspect us to get "stuck together" so I did not want to disappoint her and also wanted to be a darn good mate.

The one drawback I had was that that darn tail kept getting in the way and ended up giving me a Hell of a rash on my lower abdomen. Also I didn't have any padding on the concrete for my knees and they ended up quite sore. If you ever have gotten rug burn you never want to try concrete burn. I had trouble walking for a week. Other that that a great time was had by all. Oh ya, on the plus side she was hairy ( I prefer the bush) she didn't care about a condom or that I came inside her.
So all I can say is that I was with a "real dog " so to speak, WOOF WOOF BOW WOW Baby.
I guess if compared to the Chic's in the Del Rey she was real ugly but beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, is it not ?
I named her Peaches.

After our late night romp I went to a local soda and bought Peaches a nice meal of chicken that she devoured ( I guess great sex and the fact that your starving gives you one Hell of an appetite ! )
I gave Peaches a nice parting pet & hug and left, I thought, but she fallowed me all the way the to Presidente where I had to end up paying a street K*D to take her away.

I kind of felt bad about leaving her ( especially after we bonded the way we did ) but I knew that it was impossible to bring her back to the States with me.
On the plus side the entire night only cost me a chicken dinner and I have yet to receive a "request for money"
All in all, a great yet somehow wierd experience.

Absolutly, Nucknfuts
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Peaches & I ( part doo )

After getting back to the States and reflecting on what I had done I felt a little weird.
I mean one one hand I felt like I did something wrong and on the other I knew that Peaches didn't feel bad at all. In fact she was quite happy so I concluded that I should be happy too.
I was back for a couple of months now and a day didn't go by without some time spent thinking about Peaches and the great time we sheared. I couldn't help wonder if she was ok and was at least eating. So I booked the next flight out and went in search of my long lost dog.

I arrive and didn't waste any time in my search. I scour the streets for two full day's until I turn a corner and there she was. My sprits soared, I called out to her Peaches, Peaches, she hears me and comes a running. We meet, she is all wags and letting out those cute doggy squeals licking my face and I am all smiles too. :lol:
I had thought ahead and brought a leash and collar so off we went. I now had to stay at the Castillo and made a deal with the manager to allow a dog in. (had to pay a bribe) but I knew whatever $ I spent on Peaches was worth it and far less than what I would have spent on p4p Chica's anyway. Also I knew Peaches really appreciated what I did for her. You don't get that, all that often from the Chica's in the B.M.

I looked in the phone book for a groomer but none were to be found. So I went to the Mercado and bought some shampoo. I returned with a bunch of cooked meat and fed her. She was going nuts. You could tell she was one happy dog. After eating we took a long , and much needed, shower. That damn dog stunk!!! I washed every inch of her three times. During our shower she really got into licking me and I enjoyed it vary much. Peaches has the longest tongue and uses it well. Its kind of rough if she licks in the same spot too long but I like it.
She really got into tossing my salad for some reason? ( could it be a doggy thing ?)
So I just whacked off as she licked away until I had one of the largest orgasms I've had in a long time. It was great I tell you....
We rinse off and I dry myself off as she is shaking the water off of her all over the place then I grab a towel and finish drying her. I get into bed and she jumps up and lays next to me just like a good dog should. We fall asleep into dreamland we are both happy puppies..... :D

I did go the the Del Rey several times to grab a brew and check out the scene. I can't tell you how liberating it fells to be able to turn down all the advances of those fine Chica's knowing you got a fine hairy beast back at your room just waitng patiently for your return.

The next day we are off to Tamarindo and have the best vacation ever. We run on the beach in and out of the water. We even find a secluded beach so I can also go naked. Peaches is a lucky dog as she gets to go naked all the time and she sure looks sexy as she walks and wags that hairy tail of hers. Well I won't get too graphic on the fantastic sex we had but all I can say is that you can really get a dog in almost any position you can imagine. Just be damn careful with those claws, they can really scratch the Hell out of ya.

Note to all ; Dogs can do more than just doggy style, and like it !!! Also a nice ham sandwitch while your in bed make for one hell of a night, I'll tell ya. !!! :mrgreen:

And talk about stamina man-O-man-O- schevitz... Although I still can't get past those K9's for the head I am missing. Maybe some day ?

Well after a whirlwind time we return to San Jose and hard time but do find a caretaker for Peaches. I have to pay for upkeep plus a fee for a watchful eye. This adds up to $250 a month.
I did find someone for less but I didn't trust that Peaches would get the care she deserved.
This situation went on for about a year and I found I was spending a whole lot of doe-ray-me. Not just on upkeep but the flights and hotels every few months were killing my pocket book. I was loving the time spent with Peaches. I just could not bear to not be with the one that I truly loved and I knew that she loved me back at least as much as I loved her. Every waking minute I had thoughts of her.
I had it bad...
I knew I should never had fallen in love. Man was I ever-loven f*cked-up.
I finally decide that I have to end this. It Just can't go on forever.
I fly back to have one last fling with my little loven Peaches. When I arrived ( unexpected ) as I did not call first. What do I see ? Peaches is in the arms of another, licking his face and waging that darling little tail. I can see she is happy as can be, to boot ! Not giving me one Damn thought ! My heart sank to my feet. I was hurt beyond belief. I thought about kicking the guy's ass but he was only a boy.

I just walked away, head bent down , the tears weren't stopping anytime soon. :cry:
It took quite some time to get over that but I finally took Vegas Bob's advice and did five Chica's in a row, thought about it, and still had Peaches on my mind so I did five more and it worked, I felt so much better. :lol:
Alas I still have a "special" place in my heart for Peaches but I know it is the only way it can be with me living here and her there.
Long distance relationships do not work.
No matter how much in love you think you are or how fine a piece of "tail" it is !!! :wink:

Absolutely Nucknfuts

Ps, I don't think I'll ever be able to doggy style again without fantasizing about Peaches.

Note to all, This story is a satire, totally fictional and for your amusement only.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:42 am 
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Must have been the cell phone that you bought peaches after your second trip. Once she had a cell phone, you were screwed. How many times did you send her money, because my ex novia told me one time , while she was getting a little bit of money from western Union, that I had sent her. (Yes, I made this cardinal sin), that she saw a little doggie at the counter ahead of her with a list of confirmation numbers that was quite long, picking up a lot and I mean a lot of money. Sounds like she had quite a few novio's. You were just one of many, if that was peaches. I wonder if Peaches was a Colombiana or a Dominicana that had an expired tourist Visa.

One other time honestly, i was in jaco, when this docile hairy canine came up to me and barked at me, to follow it, I followed it to the local internet cafe, where she had me go to one particular computer terminal. On the terminal, there was a love letter to a gal named Peaches, written in English. I mean this guy whom wrote the letter really wrote a syruppy letter. The canine barked at me in a sweet bark, to translate it for her in Spanish. I did using www.freetranslation.com. The canine thanked me and asked me if I could loan her a few colones to get a little money to send to her sick mother. I declined for did not have my wallet on me. The little doggie, then changed. Gone was that sweet disposition, next thing I know she is showing her teeth and is growling like hell. With that said I call her a puta and split...

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