Thought you guys might get a few chuckles from this one I just received today...
Quote:
Hello dear, It is my outmost pleasure to read from you.Reading your profile has given me a lot of interest in you and i want to know you better and you also get to know a lot about me too.I hope you are doing fine just as i am also faring. Firstly, Am **** from Sweden,Falkenberg and 33years of age and i will be very glad if we can be in constant contact to help develop this our newly found relationship.This we can achieve through frequent exchange of mails,chatting instantly online if we happen to meet and even talking on phone.All these coupled with honesty and sincerity to each other in our dealings and having respect for individual opinion and privacies will be a foot stool to nuture this relationship to help us achieve our heart desires and even get to reach greater heights than we expect to in life.I am really over with the head games and seeks a serious partner which i pray you will be the one to fill the vaccum that has been created in my heart for soo long. In a match I am looking for someone who has a sense of adventure. I am a sensitive, intelligent, passionate affectionate, loyal, witty, inteligent, humorous, efficient, creative, sensitive, caring, generous, communicative, sensual, charming, reliable, cleverly neat woman looking for someone special to share my world with and potentially, to grow old with and also looking for a serious man to date with or to be in a relationship, looking for a man who will take time to listen, will understand that I don't always look my best and doesn't plan ahead all the time.A perfect match for me would be a man who can handle a strong willed and independant lady and as you know,i am really really happy to hear from you and wish to know you.. Dear,i will be waiting to read from you again and it will be very good if you write to my private email address at... nellywithyouforever at yahoo dot com or nellywithyouforever at hotmail dot com..Have a wonderful and pleasant day and know that i really care for you with all my heart.My warmest hugs and passionate kisses to you.I will send you some pictures as well because i dont have a picture here in this site. Yours ever to be ****
It's funny how these all follow the same pattern - always in English, always way too lengthy, the feigned sincerity, the instant promise of lifetime devotion ("I really care for you with all my heart") - yeah, right - after seeing my profile on a web site

, the request to correspond outside of the Match.com site. Predict that her profile will be deleted within the hour.
OTOH - also got one today from a 24-year-old Peruana from the Selva that looks legit. No photos on her profile, so wrote back to ask for some. Hope she's as beautiful as they say all the selva girls are...