www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Ok, I'll admit I have done one of VB's "WWFT" chicas but she's a spinner.

I'm wondering about Kenj8, he had a couple heifers latching onto him every time he walked in the BM last month, c'mon Ken tell the story...

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

MG,
I laughed till I cried about your friends 1st time, hell, I cried after my first time. He writes well and I'm sure we've all had one or two regrettables along the way at one time or another

3P

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CR LOS or PI Come horny, Leave Happy
Being 'over the hill' is damn sure better than being under it!
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

I do not know if she is the ugliest, but Bilko has to win the award for ugliest one that ever had her pic posted.


BKTUNA
I am never going home

Amen on that.

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its the land of hoodoo , voodoo & all kinds of wierd shit.

Paco Loco, you said it bro

Man she was so ugly I was afraid to take a picture of her. That ugly can break a camera! Her name was Alicia and for the last 3 or so years she approaches me with " you lookin for me". Hell no, I'm not now and have'nt been lookin for you for the past three years.

Hey Paco I've got an idea: let's set her up with El Ciego, how will he know?

El Ciego, my man, I'm just kidding. Are you feelin the luv?

Kenj8

It's amazing how a camera can take a decent looking chick and turn her into a dog.
Case in point, Maria (pic 5909). She was my first nighttime pick up from NYB on my first day in CR. The dancing she did on the bar and her attitude plus being a spinner had me thinking she was something.
After posting the pic and hearing from other members, she wasn't much to brag about. Even saw her later in the trip and wouldn't have even considered picking her up.
Maybe a case of a little too much anticipation and wierd chemicals swimming through the brain can cause even 'picky' guys like me to fall far short of our 9 or 10 goals...
As for ugliest, VB pointed out a girl in DR near the end of my trip that would have caused a retching scene. Reminded me of the scene in Deuce Bigalow European Gigalo when the "appendage faced" russian ran into the girl with the tracheotomy. But can't say I saw her go anywhere with anyone.
As for ugliest places, I'd have to say the lineup at the Dungeon the one time I stopped in would have to contest for that title.

I knew from reading the topic that I would get flack ONCE AGAIN. I may have to buy yet another camera to take pictures of some of the '*******' I see other guys with just to get off the top of the list.

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"The only normal people are those you don't know very well." Joe Ancis

Okay, no fair. Whose picture is that? If it's the coal-black Bogotana Stalker, I have Californicationdude to thank for the introduction.

Yeah, I did some uglies, but I have an excuse.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

EC,
pic. 3906 appears to be you helping some old bearded fart in shorts with a white cane across the street. I can't imagine where you picked him up.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

its not the face you phuck but the phuck you face

Bilko,

I am only happy that you did not have a camera the night I picked up the big Dominicana at the NYB. You know the old joke about why a moped and a fat/ugly girl are similar?

Because they are both a lot of fun but you do not want your buddies to see you riding one.

BKTUNA
I am never going home

You can count me guility.

Molino Rojo is just too dark! By the time I noticed the butterface I had already paid.

YO Macho tight lips:

Yeah, just as I thought. No real divulging of poor chica selections. Dancing around the edges....a little tattle tale but no real good stuff. Yep, the macho pride prevails. Shit, old Circus isn't secret about the cows and hogs he has rutted with.....unfortunately, even those unsavory beasts have turned me down the last few years.

Guess I have to come to El Ciego's defense. I have seen some nice ladies on his arm but hey......he does depend sometimes on a quote "fellow CRT'er" giving him good info as to the actual quality of a chica. Shame on the hombres that led him astray.....that's not even nice or funny. Fortunately for him he has balls much larger than most of us for traveling into the unknown and sightless world of a foreign country.....and he did it the first time mostly on his own. Gotta admire that in a man....I couldn't do it.

Come to think of it there are a number of things that this old bloke can't pull off anymore. But, I keep chugging along trying to pick up a lost element of my more youthful days. Personally, I thought that as I got older my view of beauty would be marginalized and that I would lesson my standards. But lo and behold, I never lost my taste and actual attraction requirements in viewing a woman. It's a prison that one such as myself is resigned to....especially for any relationship meaningful.

I remember using a line to get sympathy from women during my younger years when all I cared for was to get as much puss as I could. It played on their heart strings. I would say to a woman, "I will probably die a lonely man." Wow, that got the mother attention out of them and made for some great sex with a lot of women.

The sad part is how that statement rings so true now. Come here Shitass and suck on my toe.......I need some TLC at the moment.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Prostoner wrote...


I like your comment, Pro.... Sometimes we think we're going home with a major 10 and on the non inebriated/stoned side they are actually a 5 or so...

No big deal... We are in that frame of mind for a hot dark skinned big tittied tall mamma who we can't wait to strap her on and see how much semen we can spray all over those huge phucking tatas...

And it doesn't matter that OUR personal chica of choice is 4"10' 90 lbs. soaking wet and you can spin and twirl this little doll all night long....

So, variety is the common denominator that we all enjoy... Depending on our state of mind, and that's what makes CR sooooo special.....

What a crack up Mucho. ROFLMAO!!