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YO Hombres:

Over the years I have seen some members on this and the old site with some really down right -3's through 3's and . Okay, okay....old Circus has had a few but in my prime they at least made 9.....shit, okay maybe a 4.....2.....okay dormant.

Yep, it's all in the eye of the beholder and just how that person visualizes beauty and what turns him on. Over the years I've seen some fellows just gleefully exibiting chicas on their arm that their face or body was scarey.....not to mention just plain unattractive. Again, eye of the beholder. OR, what ever floats their boat. And yes, they would post about how sexy and good looking this chica was....go figure.

I know this is difficult and may cause a bit of furry amongst this group. Anyone care to unveil the worst chica you saw with a member or even go so far as to admit to your own worst beastly companion???

No guts no glory......

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I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Hey Bilko - you want to just save us all the trouble and fess up right now???

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I almost went with "The horses ass"

I don't know if she is still around and never knew her name.
But I do remember she is eugly with a HUGE ASS.
(Not quite as big as "big juicy ass" ) BUTT BIG - nun the less !!!
I didn't care what she looked like I wanted that ASS
The deal breaker was she didn't do BBBJ's. Damn
Otherwise I would have a whole lot more to write about.

My point is that even if the Chica is "not that nice looking"
Some guy's like to hone in on one attrabute.
There might be something "special" about her, ie;

Big tit's
Big ass
Big lips
Little ass
Little tit's
Great legs
Silky skin
Smells great
Treats you really good
Takes it in the poopshute
Is into bondage and disapline
Has a hairy p*ssy
Has hairy legs, arms and upper lip
Xtra large clit (as long as it's not bigger than my dick)
Or any # of other fantacies one may have

Really Nucknfuts

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Speaking of a horse's ass, that would be beautiful compared to Paco's Helen. When she shows her face they almost arrest her for indecent exposure. Shit, I saw her from a distance on my last trip and her ass was getting so fat I could swear her jeans had stretch marks.

WTF! Latinoheat crawls out of the woodwork to insult my taste in Colombianas? You know I had her way back before that ass spread out chump, besides your one to be tossing ugly stones my way you animal lover, have you taken a good look at your ex favorita "cockroach-girl" lately? She was looking pretty farmy and s p r e a d- o u t herself in those extra large cutoff bib-overalls last trip.

Where is Romulus? He almost took "Big juicy" one night claiming he was under the influence of too much alcohol and could smell she was in heat. Her ass is about 4 ft' wide.

And what about Nucknfutz leaving ZB with Tony the transvestite? Doesn't she/he count?

Hey GR you wouldn't be talking about the most commented ever pic id: 4678 would you? She looks like Latinoheat's ex's older sister.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

All they really need is one good quality, right?

I had just gotten off the plane 2 hours prior, after being away from San Jose for 5 months. Walked into the New York Bar with a 100 mg of viagra in me, latched onto the first chica I saw; a real "veteran" chica. You can imagine the rest. Afterwards, I'm thinking to myself....... "why did I just do that?"

Throughout the rest of the trip, every time I walked into the New York Bar, this woman thought I just had to be with her.

I vowed to never make the same mistake again. Now, I have a favorite chica meet me at the hotel the day I arrive.

Zebra

Pacoloco,
You're right about pic #4678... I cannot for the life of me see any qualities that appeal to me here.... Even if I let her blow me, no one would know about it, but most of all, I wouldn't post her pic for everyone to see....

I thought someone had erased that picture... PLEASE TELL ME THAT you got paid to phuk that!!!

nominate pic 3906.

El Ciego really hits a historic low with this one.

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ugly CHICAS is a step up for latinoheat so at least he is improving lets give him credit for that............

It was 2004 right after I joined CRT and the first couple of months after the SL opened. I found a gal in the NY bar that was, shall we say, a cross somewhere between the before pics on some of the weight watcher commercials and a sack of grain. Hey, this was my first trip, she smiled nice, smelled really nice, brought her own bag fortunately, could actually carry on a conversation, and didn't suck in 20 drinks an hour. Besides, I was gonna get laid immediately if not sooner and couldn't give a rats patootie what anyone thought, but I was REALLY glad I didn't know anyone at that time. The guards at the the SL at the time gave me that "you poor bastard" look when I got there. The new section hadn't been built yet. She was actually about an 8.5 in performance, but a 3.5 in looks, and the session actually lasted about an hour and a half. Yep, said I might see her again later that week, but never did. Gimme a great smile, great personality and attitude, smell nice, CLEAN, chica who happens to be a 5, 6, or 7, and I'll have a good time most every time. Beached whales are NOT included. I mean I do have limits, admittedly low at times. What this often does for me though is provide an opening for later sessions with the knockouts, that is, the 8's or 9's who are often their friends, who saw me leave with the 4. Works for me, and besides, I don't have to worry about sloppy 15ths, well, not too often.

3P

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

After reading the title of this thread, there was only ONE chica that immediately came to mind. It was from a trip last year. I had a newbie wingman with me. Not only was it his 1st trip to CR, but it was his 1st time playing in the P4P arena. Many of the vets have seen this already, but the newbies will get a kick out of this one.

The thread below is about my newbie wingmen's first CR experience with a P4P girl. She was not only gordita and fea, but...... well, just read the trip report below. It's self explanatory.

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/vi ... highlight=

MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

I invented a game some time ago to pass the time at the DR.At that time we use to conduct HH at the tables on the Monkey Bar side facing the rail. The game was called "Who would phuck that?" We would take nominations for the "who would phuck that chica of the month" and then the annual award winner. That winner was only spotted ONCE..... THANK GOD. She may have been the ONLY chica EVER barred from the DR for UGLINESS. I would describe her except it would bring back gruesome memories.

I used to drink a lot and have wound up with some really unattractive women here. I don't do that anymore and haven't really played in a while. But I still check the Del Rey every once in a while just to see what is going on. Maybe the hotties are really asking too much money, because all I see guys hitting on are worn out, fat chicks that couldn't look much better than the ex-wife back home. I know people with say the old beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but you can get chicks for free easy down here if there are no standards. Don't need to pay them. But having said that, I have definitely shagged some fuglies here.