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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 9:22 pm 
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I first posted this story in the VIP section in response to

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Crazy situation, I need some major feedback!!!!


But I thought that it was good to have all the newbies get more informed.

Hey Tony Starks et al;

Let me tell ya'll my story.
It was when I was just a newbie before CRT and before I had even found the old Costaricasex.com.
I did find the Gulch and was having a fantastic time. One night I was walking around hitting all the places the Piano bar, Sharky's, The New York bar, Happy Day's, The Blue Marlin and Key Largo.
So needless to say, I twas F*CKED-UP but being the x-Navy snipe I was more than able to handle it.
I was next to the Morrison Park when I spotted a hot Chica waving me to come over. I talk with her a little bit due to "then" I did not speak much Spanish. But we get together and off we go. She takes me into the Barrio and we drink the night away at some local bars. Had a great time dancing and making a connection. Her name was Rachell. During the time in the bar she take me into the bathroom and we start making out then she unzips my fly and proceeds to give me a great blowjob till completion ( she even fingered my brown eye a bit to boot) Man I was in lust.
I got her # and went back to my hotel in a taxi. I had to leave for the states the next day so I had someone translate for me when I called.
We stayed in touch untill I got my ass back down in a couple of months. We hooked up again and it was great. She was giving a BBBJ every time I was with her. Even though I am a BIG fan of the BBBJCIM , Soon I wanted more, but she said that she was a Cathalic and sex was forbiden untill marraige. I said I understood. So it was bbbj's from then on.
On my next trip one night we were both drunk as Hell and I wanted to do her bad, so she say's that I can do her in the BumBum I get the lube and go to town (via the dirt road) so to speak.
I am by now falling hard for the fine Chica. I am seriosly thinking about taking home with me but I know I will have to marry her to do so.
I see Rachell again on my next trip and things are even better. Untill one night after a bunch of bars we end up at her place and we are well into kissing and hugging. We get into bed and for the first time I go down on her. It is dark and I am under the blankets I slowly kiss and tonge her all the way down to her sweet spot. As I am tonging I find she has a vary large clit well I start sucking on it and all of a sudden I have a mouthfull of joy juice ? I knew that some Chicks get really wet and some even squirt but this was the 1st. time that happened to me. All I can say is I am not a swallower so I had to run to the toilet and release the load. Rachell was laughing her ASS off at me.
I then get back in bed and start fondeling her I am felling her large clit and have a finger trying to find her peehole. I can't find it ?I feel all around and finally come to what I believe is possibly the brown eye? I stick my finger in it and it isn't as wet as one might think a puss should be?
I pull my hand out and non-shallonly smell my finger BINGO, I smell what can only be a bung-hole. :x I have smelled a lot of stinky Pussa's in my time but non smelled like this. I soon figure out I'm not with a 1oo% woman ?
Now I can tell you I had quite the dilemma, here I was in love with a dude.
Worse yet, I was in love with a dude with a tiny dick !
Man if that doesn't play with your brain nothing will.
I ended up leaving Rachell and felt much better only after doing many other "real" Chica's.
I think I came through this mostly unscathed ? :?
So you see there is a rainbow at the end of a storm.

Truely Nucknfuts

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 9:53 pm 
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[Double post, Sorry

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:02 pm 
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Welcome back Nucknfuts :D

Your humor has been missed. Hopefully you will be around for awhile.

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:11 pm 
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Nuck......you are a brave man for fessing up. OR, a real prime candidate for " Whopper Of The Century ".

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:36 pm 
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Nucknfuts wrote:
I was next to the Morrison Park when I spotted a hot...


Besides the "falling in love" lesson to newbies...

Lesson 2 for Newbies... Do NOT speak to any "Chica" anywhere near Morazon Park...

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:41 pm 
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Damm, what a horror story Nut. A lesson well learned though.


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