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A man walked into the produce section of this local supermarket and
asked to
> buy a half head of lettuce.
>
> The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole
heads
> of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about
the
> matter.
>
> Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager: "Some ass
hole
> wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he
turned
> to find the man standing right behind him, and he quickly added, "And
this
> gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
>
> The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the
manager
> said to the boy,
>
> "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation
earlier
> We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from,
> son?"
>
> "Wisconsin, sir" the boy replied.
>
> "Well, why did you leave Wisconsin?" the manager asked.
>
> The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing up there but whores and football
> players!"
>
> "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Wisconsin."
>
> "No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for

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