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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "Phuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "Phuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

• It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John phucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was phucked by John).

• It can be an action verb (John really gives a Phuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a Phuck), an adverb (Mary is phucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific Phuck).

• It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is phucking beautiful) or an interjection (Phuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
• It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, Phuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "Phuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the Phuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got phucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, Phuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm phucked now."

Aggression "Phuck YOU!"

Disgust "Phuck me."

Confusion "What the Phuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this phucking business!"

Despair "phucked again..."

Pleasure "I phucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the Phuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the Phuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your phucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't phucking do it."

Perplexity "I know Phuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a Phuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the Phuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the Phuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the Phuck out of here."

Directions "Phuck off."

Disbelief "How the Phuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a phucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five phucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this phucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother Phucker."
It can be political- "Phuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the Phuck was that?"... - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the Phuck is all this water coming from?"...- Captain of the Titanic
"Who's gonna phucking find out?"...- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to phucking roll."...- Anne Boleyn
"Any phucking idiot could understand that."...- Albert Einstein
"It does so phucking look like her!"...- Picasso

"How the Phuck did you work that out?"...- Pythagoras
"You want what on the phucking ceiling?"...- Michaelangelo
"Scattered phucking showers my ass."...- Noah

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... Phuck&hl=en

Iggy...

Now that was PHUCKIN cool !!!

I was listen to They call me the Breeze today..... Long live Skynyrd...

Gives me those traveling Blues....

iggy....

worth bringing forward.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

You can tell your getting old when you remember when females wouldn't utter the word. Now, they'll say it to their parents or anyone, 5 times in 5 sentences.

But using it every 18 words is OK, not a moron?

WOW..."2007"

Igualmente is gone but not forgotten...

my first thought was how the phuck did you find this thing?
(to all my CRT bro's - you may die, but your screen name lives forever)?

Then my second thought was how young $ dumb I was when I post this !
like seven years ago - then it all came back

The Spratt - The Dominican $ And the Death of the Conquistador - mean - Igualmente -but that a story all of its own.

"hint hint" -- when your fellow CRT bro's are telling NO NO NO to the novia- to the momma chula scene - and finally -- the bull gets a nose-ring -Esposo - don't wait for an answer- run - otherwise you will always be the life raft - anywho

HERE IS MY RE-VERSED VERSION OF DON'T GET PHUCKED

Never Pay in Advance

I don’t care what they say, it’s not like pumping gas. Like all service activities, it needs to be incentivized. Service above and beyond can and probably should be rewarded with a propina - tip, much like an early completion bonus on a construction project.

If A Girl Doesn’t Ask You Your Name, Don't offer it.

Any good English teacher will tell you that introductions are the first or second thing taught on day one. But this is the gulch - I'm perfectly happy being call baby - honey -sweetie. Once she has your name, ownership is just a blink of the eye away.

Don’t Feed Her

I realize this is harsh considering the frequency with which chica eat. However, blood can only flow to one organ at a time. In this circumstance, the stomach is not the organ you want enlarged and enriched. A snack is okay; fresh fruit off the street, works well. It’s healthy and cheap.

And don’t forget, in asking for a meal prior to, she’s really just probing to see how much you’re good for overall when the night’s finished.

Lock Up/Hide ALL Valuables "BEFORE" You Head to Your Room

I’m not saying I don’t trust anyone but temptation is the stepmother of petty theft. If you have a wall safe or a drawer with a lock, use it. Otherwise, stash your stuff and good luck remembering where you put it afterwards.

Provision Up Prior to

Make sure you are stocked up on condoms, KY, baby oil, vitamin V/K, devices, modeling attire (etc.) before you retire for your session. If you have a room, keep the stuff there. If you’re going to use a short-time hotel, keep it on your person. You don’t want to open your wallet and buy anything you don’t have to within eyeshot of your intended. The mere appearance of a wallet in front of a chica is almost guaranteed to result in funds flowing from you to her @ the next mas por menos.
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If a Girl is Not Interested in You, She’s Not Interested in You

This one is hard one to accept as we are all God’s gifts. If a girl, no matter how hot, just sits (or stands) there lethargically avoiding eye contact as well as conversation, move along, there’s nothing to see there. This is a lesson that is hard learned and a rule broken at your peril.

Never Take a Girl Who Loves Her Phone More Than You

Many Spanish women have deeply romantic affairs with electronic communication devices that are far more profound than any they will know with those of us with a beating heart. Embrace it, don’t resist it.

Beware of Women Wearing Gold

I like the stuff that glitters as much as the next guy, especially at almost $$$$ an ounce, as long as I’m not buying. However, sporting gold probably means she’s been ravished, lavished and maybe even spoiled. There’s nothing wrong with overindulgence but once a girl’s eaten filet it’s going to be hard to for her to go back to Gallo pinto
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Always Ask “How Much?”
¿Cuánto Cuesta?

one should never taken anything for granted. And in your homeland, you would never ask a plumber to clean your pipes without an estimate. Service is service and although they’re sometimes hard to avoid, going in eyes wide open, at least price wise, is a way to minimize nasty surprises later on.

Always Counteroffer (or at least almost always)

This is just good business sense. Chica's hate to negotiate when the bar is full. You might find this amusing, she will not. She will always start high and you need to start low. Counter her un cein with quickie. hora no es nessary - media hora

Bargaining is more of a game or test to see if she’s playful, pliable and flexible. These are important elements of a good session. If she’s firm, she’s firm; move on.

NEVER NEVER - Give out your phone number - your email address - how long you are staying - where you are from ..ect ect ect

If she is interested she will find you

AND NEVER EVER - Ask a Chica if she would like to go SChopping!
Por Mi Poppie -- Oh Poppie!

Igualmente...

thanks Iggy...a helpful guide indeed

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When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose.