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Sorry guys I didnt know what section to post this in and this looked like a busy post...

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:21 pm Post subject: Pop quiz hot shots!!!!!

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OK Im a total newb... I was in CR 4 years ok with my X and wanted to do all off the things you guys have posted about. Broke up with her a year ago and Im ready to go!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pop quiz hot shots!!!!!
Your a 32 year old, semi-good looking guy with enough cash or credit (up to 4000) to spend 5 nights in CR wanting to have the time of your life, by yourself (what happens in CR stays in CR) before you move on to the next Suckubas what do you do!!!!!

Where do you stay???? Del Ray for a few days...Casitllo which on thier website says they charge for xtra girls....Do you see Jaco....Yes you would like to do a little bit more to recharge between the mongering...Would you go with an escort for a few a few days? GFE?
I'm looking for all of your combined experinecs to give me the ultimate 5 days. I can go between now an april so if anyone wants meet for a few drinks Ill buy....
So if you could have the most incredible 5 days you have ever experienced in CR what would they be......What girls must be had..what excursions....what MPs.....what days of the week....What hotel....What would you like to drink when I get there..... Oh and the most important thing Im looking for is a GFE with the hottest most friendliest two girls in CR....Thankl you for the time and effort you put in to you responces...it means a lot to me....

tell you what dude,

why not rent the entire Hotel Nuevo Johnson or Hotel Asia for the 5 days, tell all the little darlings they have free stay in the rooms and all they have to do is tag you one time per...should be able to do that for for about 4k...imagine, the mother of all cluster phucks.

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IMHO I would definetley stay at the del ray. This is an incredible experience for a first timer, you will be in awe. Every type of beauty you can imagine. It is a must my man. You can live out your fantasies here. Let us know when you get back what you do. Zona Blue is close and this also must do. BKC

Pokerman, welcome to CRT. You should be able to find suggestions with the following links.
https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=4

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=6

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=2

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=5

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=4

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=14

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=3

The search function will also help tremendously in finding specific suggestions as well as “war stories” from the CRT membership.

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Hey Pokerman! Welcome to CRT!

Just my opinion, but:

Lodgings: Sportsmen's Lodge if you like a mellow frat-house sort of vibe, Presidente if you need American-style luxury, WIFI, good breakfast buffet included, A/C etc. del Rey if you're just a poon hound and want 24 hour access to poosie. Remember that the del Rey charges a guest fee of $10.00 per chica visit, over and above your room charge. The presidente requires no fee but limits you to one girl per trip to your room; no three-ways. And, if your chica looks slutty, the Presidente won't allow her to accompany you to your room.

Refreshing between mongering: Try a visit to Manuel Antonio. Fly Sansa to Quepos from San Jose for about $100.00 RT. The flight takes less than an hour.

MP's: High priced (USD$50.00/hour average) Zona Blue, New Fantasy, Bar Idem (evenings). Mid-priced (Oasis on Paseo Colon, Sapphire) average around $25.00/hour. Low-end MPs (The Dungeon) Cheap enough so you can buy '[em by the sack, like White Castle burgers.

Food: Well, you know... It's all fairly priced, fairly bland and once in awhile, fairly tasty. For gringo food, try Denny's, McD.'s, Burger Kang etc., or Jeurgen's in San Pedro for great Omaha Steaks (TM) There's an extensive restaurant review section here. I personally like Tinjo for Asian food, Cafe Mundo for novo italiano and JR Ribs for...er, ribs.

Read the Newbie's section for even more information.

Four grand will let you live like a king for five nights, but you can have a marvelous time for half that. Please don't overpay for pu*sy, tips etc. You'll just accelerate the slide upward toward a gringoized economy. Don't mess it up for poor boys like yours truly.

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ok pokerman do a search on youtube of hellen jimenez have your CC ready

took my first trip a few months back and stayed at the holiday inn around the corner from DR for a few days, the best western in jaco for a few days and then at the DR for a couple of days before leaving. you know what they say about opinions, but i personally thought that the DR was a dump, although i am a hotel snob. there were some definite convenience benefits at the DR, but i would pay the extra $10/night for the holiday inn. rooms were much much nicer, it was QUIET and the included bfast was great. plus there is a CRT VIP discount. i also wandered all over the general area surrounding the gulch at pretty much all hours and never had a problem. so, when i go back next week i am making base camp at the holiday inn. in jaco the best western was very nice, unfortunately they had a no chica policy. nice room, pretty good food, lame bar....anyway, like they say...youre mileage may vary.

Two things...... First I am guessing you didn't escort any chicas back to your room at the Holiday Inn. I say that because you never mention the
25 BUCK extra guest fee per chica when one does the mambo between the sheets. That's why the Holiday Inn is not recommended. Second thing... I see you have made one trip to SJO and during this one trip you mention how you wandered all around the general area and never had a problem. The daytime is one thing, but nightime is altogether different. If you continue this pattern on your next trip... just so you know... you are asking for problems at night and they will find you.

Berk.....