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The other evening as I was walking the Gauntlet at the DR,I encountered a "TOO BEAUTIFUL" chica. I knew she was part of the "NEVER MIND" collection of Colombianas that are nice to look at BUT not worth what they ask for. Since I was near the bar,and she already had a full drink in her hand,what could I lose by asking her to join me for a drink. She smiled and we went to sit down. After about 30 seconds I knew this wasn't my kind of scene. After deciding this I thought I would have a little fun with her,so I asked "What part of Colombia are you from?" I assumed she would ask me how I knew where she was from. "Medellin, she responds, proud as punch. Then she asks me the next in line question in the mating game inquisition. Are you staying here in the DR. I said "no" I live in Escazu.She then says that she doesn't go anywhere outside of the Hotels. So without any further fanfare I got up from my stool,said ciao,and started to walk away. As I got a couple of steps away,I turned and said in all sincerity, "that's too bad because I usually pay $200-300 for a chica" and kept walking. I heard the faint cry of "MOMENTO"in the distance as I kept on walking. Sometimes getting even with these chicas that think their shit is ice cream,is as much fun as banging them. She may have to start reevaluating her business plan. hahaha

I haven't figured colombianas out yet. IF they provided full GFE service then they would have the power to say cien or even higher. But to me because of the way that they are in a session.. way to business like.. then the answer is no.

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Now, I am back in the game!

PRICELESS !!!!!! Way to go VB.
MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

I have never been able to figure this out.
It costs a girl no more time and very little more effort and no money to provide excellent service, yet many for the lookers make themselves undesirable by almost intentionally providing off the mark service. This practice is not limited the CR. It happens in the US too.
Why? Why? Why?

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Geez Bob....now I know why you are my hero. Now, if you play your cards right, you can get her to go home with you for free, give great service; all in the hope of get those c notes in the future. Of course you will need to send her home with cab fare and a FBVB t-shirt. OK, let her steal your mouthwash too.

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Hate to point this out fellas...but from what I have been reading about the "sausage fests" at Delrey and shortage of nonfat, hot looking chicas...I bet this Colombiana gets plenty of buyers at 100...even 200...every week. If I was her, I'd never leave the Delrey or gulch vacinity either. The point I think some of us are missing here about the Colombianas are...they are better business women...and in a way more HONEST, than the GFEs some of you guys are looking for in Ticas and Nicas...for as cheap as you can find them. I'll bet the Colombianas there on a whole make more money than all the Ticas on a whole make there per week.

I'm not bringing this up to support bitchy, pro Colombianas...but just bringing up the reality that this is all a BUSINESS to them...and from all the nice clothes, and quality silicon boob jobs they are sporting...they seem to be doing just fine in this business.

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Way to go VB

I am totally surprised that she didn't Brian Urlacker you and take you down to the floor. Wow $200-300 more than double a cien.
What a story to tell all of the others.
After that disappointment she probably had one of her "sisters" tell her you were bullshit and never pay a cien.

King Costa

She's probably at the DR now reading this post. Priceless. Screw em. the DR has turned into silicone city. I've noticed a price increase this trip, or should I say it was harder to get them down on there price. If I'm paying $70. I'm getting 2 hours of what I want. Worked out ok this trip. Most stayed longer, plus there DR time works out to 3 plus hours.

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Hey Papi, you want company?

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Bravo Bravo lmao

Damn VB:

Could that be the same one that I flopped down 5,000 colones on the bar while demanding an all nighter and she fainted. Guess I have that effect on on certain Columdumbs....usually they are smarter.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Im surprised she didnt run after you like OJ Simpson in an Hertz Airport Commercial.

I am surprised you could her her cry amidst the laughter from the rest of the bar regulars when you said that.

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beautiful music indeed!

That's some good stuff, you pwned that chica!

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One-eyed and peg-legged is how I like 'em, ARRRRR!