YO Papi and Tman...you americana outlaw deportees:
I'll have you know that old Circus finally made it to CR. It wasn't pretty by any means. Have been wondering around th gulch aimlessly since late Friday with tin cup in hand trying to get enough colones to eat and keep me in vodka.
I did a duo with the Tuba man and also two street musicians on Central but wound up with only about 140 colones after paying for half of a Col. Sanders 2 piece dinner. Things are rough among the street venders....about all of them say there are few buyers. Two of the crippled fellows that have begged for several years on Central finally gave up and learned to walk again. Carlos, the blind dude on calle seis and Avenida uno quit begging also and a miracle happened....his sight returned. Hey, Ciego my amigo, I'm trying to find Carlos again to see if there is anything to that. Word on the street has it that he quit sex all together and that may have been the remedy. If that's true, there may be less hope for you....you slut.
On the bright side....a few of the CRT guys have felt downright sorry for me and have bought me a few shots of vodka. A couple of other CRTers bought me some shots but only after I polished their shoes. V-Bob bought me a coke and told me about his conquests the last several nights......I got so depressed I had to walk into the ladies room at the DR and cry on a tranny's shoulder.....okay, so he fondled me and but he started crying when he found out that I was handicap.....with a 2" pecker. Yea, I'm just pitiful.
My cardboard suites are in despair. Not a one sits up anymore....they are all flat from the downgrade in guests. Times are bad here. I've hit on about 7 or 8 chicas but with no luck. No freebies in this place. The Presidente did have space in the baggage room for me last night. Still a class hotel but with no dinero it's tough on old Circus.
As for my piss ass son. The bastard (don't tell his mom} had better not show his face around me this trip.....I'lll slap him silly. And no, I did not leave my cat, Shitass, with not food. I left left her a whole container of Deli-Cat food.....Okay, so I forgot to leave it open after pouring one dish.......life's a bitch feline. I did leave the toilet lid up so she won't die of thurst......cannot remember if I flushed it though.
I've got to go. Some gringa bitch wants to use the computer. Hey baby, want to have some fun and also some prime time Circus luving? OUCH, DAMN! Out of here guys. I've got to hit the men's room and wash the blood off my nose and mouth. Things are bound to get better today.....Please.
_________________ Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.
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