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Nursury Rhyme thread style...

15) You have extensive countdowns to dates such as March 29th and August 3rd

14) An interview no longer has you asking about Education, company history, MS Office Skills, and how good someone can work in a team (Well, unless of course you are good at this and can afford triples), but more about BBBJ, no cien, and do you think I'm a papiRico?

13) every time you fill out any type of electronic form, you CtrlA - CtrlC before submitting (it's happened to us all - look at some of my Rio posts and imagine the sigh)

12) You walk by a woman in the USA and the first thing you think about is how much for TLN?

11) The second thing you think about is… hmmm what is that in Colones?

10) When you get up from your cube at work to grab lunch, your gut reaction is to put anything on your desk in your safe.

9) The passport people shake their head in disgust when they see your stamp history

You could never ever, with a straight face, drive through the Florida town of Key Largo, get a hard-on from the memories you get when you see a Volkswagon Beatle, you no longer think a Blue Marlin is a fish, and never EVER make it to a Circus, just could't do it.

7) People at the gym think you are talking to yourself, but you are just listening to your Pimseleur MP3s.

6) You feel naked if you are wearing a bathrobe at home unless you have a wristband with a key attached to it on your arm

5) Most of your friends make up names for themselves (but are not Hip-Hop Rappers - at least I don't think so). My old best friends were named Chuck, Tony, and Peter. Now, my brothers are RaceTrack, El Ciego, Dale Ray, and admin1.

4) You start changing the lyrics of songs by accident when you singalong, yet everyone has no idea what you are talking about… "The only one who could ever reach me… was son of the TICAFAN!!

3) You spend more time thinking up excuses as to why you are going where you are going rather than actually packing for your trips

2) When you are done with your newest Tica, you can't help but wonder if it was RollTides Tica?

1) You root for other guys to get laid.

No need to submit 15, single entries are great, I'm just getting the juices flowing, hoping the smack talk ensues.

Play ball!!

You spend too much time on CRT if:

You encourage your new friends who will go to SJO to use names like "Atlanta Jack".

You know that it is more important to get hotel reservations before you get your air reservations.

You start collecting perfect twenty dollar bills. Your friends do not understand you interest in perfect untorn bills.

You make sure your condoms are in date.

You look for gifts in the dollar shops.

You make a list of who is hot at the local massage spots and print out RBC100's list of cheap places to go.

You download and print a map of SJO and keep extras for your friends.

You read A.M. Costa Rica every weekday morning.

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PacoLoco: "You pay for it one way or another."
Ace: "Rent everything, do not buy in Costa Rica"

you spend too much time on CRT if:

dead bugs remind you of a late night snack

You spend too much time in CR if:

You know which regulars are "off market", how much their novios are sending them and you still get to screw them anyway.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

You know you are spending too much time on CRT if you respond to this post

BKTUNA

you always refer to cities by their airport code (sjo, dfw, mde...etc).

You know your spending to much time on CRT when you read your Wingman is having to much fun banging all your favorites when your at home.

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"You can only keep a secret between two people if the other one is dead." Ben Franklin

you spend too much time on CRT if:

CR hotel clerks remember you

At home you check the Yellow Pages for Costa Rican restaruants

Friends begin to live vicariously through your life

You know all the Costa Rican election days

That had to hurt. Poor guy.

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"It don't make you a bad person"

You know you spend to much time on CRT if........


You are always working on your Pimsleur and you were barely able to get by English 101 and 102 in college.


Rainman3

You know you are spending too much time on CRT if:

You have not yet gone to CR but have memorized the names and faces of the chicas....and are having conversations with them throughout the day!

El Guapo



[/quote]Do the chicas believe in the hereafter? Because they KNOW what I'm here after!

1. You start referring to girls as "little darling" from reading Californiadudes posts.

But ya gotta love him

You Know You Spend Too Much Time on CRT If....

You name your cat L'uomo.

You go to the CRT anniversary party look around and realize that you are drinking with 120 goodfellas who have all been with Pamela at ZB

You know what half the working girls in San Jose look like naked from reviewing the pic gallery instead of working.


BKTUNA
I am never going back