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ESPN reported that the Miami Dolphins interviewed Pete Carroll somewhere in Costa Rica, while he is on vacation in CR. Any ideas where the intreview took place?

Was Carroll in san jose? Was he interviewed at the Blue Marlin? or was he in the jacuzzi in the master suite in the Presidente?, or Marsical?, Macho Pichu?,
or on Avenida central while one of the shoe shine boys was begging him for money?, or outside the pink palace where the phony nun was begging for some coin?

All kidding aside Carroll would be crazy to take the Dolphins job, he has more all pro players at USC, than he will ever have in the Pros.

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" Lo Siento pero mi no pagar cien dolares por medio hora de malo sexo, preguntar del gordo hombre con la camisa Miami Hurricanes, El Pagar Dos cientos dolares Y llegar addicional dinero para taxi.

I had no idea the nun outside HDR was a scammer. I guess I got scammed for a buck on my last trip.

Yes she has been there for years. I bet she makes $ 1000 + a month. She is one of the best in the business. Maybe she was a puta in 1975.

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" Lo Siento pero mi no pagar cien dolares por medio hora de malo sexo, preguntar del gordo hombre con la camisa Miami Hurricanes, El Pagar Dos cientos dolares Y llegar addicional dinero para taxi.

I don't think the nun is a fake.

She fu*ked like a nun. I think she's for real. She also bashed my knuckles with a ruler for not making the loop in my letter "G" correctly.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Forget the non the blood pressure guy doesn’t know how to take blood pressure correctly I put him to the test one day and he give me a right hand blood pressure check and a false reading. I felt so good about the reading the next day I went to Zone Bule and had a threesome with Pamela and Niomi damn near killed me, Phucking blood pressure guy had me thinking I was superman.

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I also forgot glenn the rasta man, Oscar the felon who was deported, and the other guys who sell the five and six year old fake cohibas...

What a motley crew

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" Lo Siento pero mi no pagar cien dolares por medio hora de malo sexo, preguntar del gordo hombre con la camisa Miami Hurricanes, El Pagar Dos cientos dolares Y llegar addicional dinero para taxi.

You'd be surprised the amount of sports figures and celebrities that frequent the gulch...

To respect privacy, I won't give outright names, but here's just a handful:

A popular N.O. Saint who recently got booted due to injuries actually DATED and RFM'd one of the DR kittens I'm old friends with...

A relatively popular comedian who's done a handful of shitty movies way back when was spotted in ZB

A rock group shacked up at the Sportsman's lodge just recently in the second half of '06 and literally wore out certain members of the fab five

Several baseball pros took over the expansion house of SL in '05 and were quite the debauched crew

One VERY popular movie star was rumored to have rented out the penthouse level of DR in early '06, but I think it's bunk.

Some dudes recently rented out the whole ZB hotel for a few days and brought bonafide hot-as-fuck U.S. porn stars with them.

A former porn-star posts among us..

I once shook hands with Ron Jeremy, and he signed my t-shirt.

Just some cool CRT gulch trivia for ya!!

Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

Looks like Ohio State took a Whoopin tonight. Oh what might have been had the Trojans been on their game against that Lowlife UCLA team.

January 06, saw the Wee-Man, (The Midget from the Jack-Ass Movie/MTV Show) at the DR.

One of my buddies, who was half drunk (the 2nd Half) said, "I'm gonna go talk to him." I told him to leave him alone as you don't know what could happen......possibly a bucket of shit will drop on our heads and then next thing you know you are on the next Jack-Ass show on MTV.

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Cigar smoking doesn’t reduce us, it elevates us; It makes us more content to be alone, or it helps us to enjoy our companions. It encourages us to dwell on the simple moments and celebrate the sublime.
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Hung like Einstein and smart as a mule.
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You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

I'll bet the Wee-Man got a lot of DR girls around him. They probably thought he was so cute.

Yes USC vs Florida would have been the best match up actually. USC would have also had too much speed for Ohio State.

Could see USC vs Florida in 2008 BCS title game in the big easy..........


Also add to your celebrity sighting list.

One well traveled but well known NBA forward whom recently just hung them up.

Tons of baseball players also have been in the Beatle Bar in Jaco. I think a lot of them book at Los Suenos...

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" Lo Siento pero mi no pagar cien dolares por medio hora de malo sexo, preguntar del gordo hombre con la camisa Miami Hurricanes, El Pagar Dos cientos dolares Y llegar addicional dinero para taxi.

Talked with one NFL linebacker at the BM about 3 years ago. he was wearing shorts and flowerey shirt

I saw an autographed photo of Don Gordo at the Zona Blue.

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DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND LOVE WHAT YOU DO

Forget about Don Gordo. He is a legend

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" Lo Siento pero mi no pagar cien dolares por medio hora de malo sexo, preguntar del gordo hombre con la camisa Miami Hurricanes, El Pagar Dos cientos dolares Y llegar addicional dinero para taxi.

I once saw Patrick Duffy (Bobby Ewing of Dallas fame) at a whorehouse in Juarez. I guess that bitch Pam Ewing wasn't takin' care of her man!