www.CostaRicaTicas.com

January 4th is Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.


That brings to mind the Tica Theory of Relativity. That’s when you marry a Tica and get to support all her relatives.


I don’t know guys, I’m just feeling silly. I’ll have to stop drinking the bong water.