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As many of you know, our esteemed friend and partner-in-slime Circus lives in a dilapidated double-wide "prefabricated home" near the Jax Land Fill, a.k.a. the city dump. I'm providing this information primarily for newbies who have neither read the stories nor have met the man himself in person. His adventures with his cat Shitass, the black-toothed bag lady stalker, the Cardboard Inns of San jose and other epic incidents are the stuff of CRT legends. To call him unique is....well, grotesque understatement.

Anyhow, Circus just found out that the land fill has been reclassified by the EPA and will now receive toxic chemicals, nickle cadmium batteries, solvents, lead and other heavy metals.

I just talked at length with Circus. since the government has reclassified the dump next to his double-wide to catch toxics , Circus was celebrating by giving birth to a bowel baby as we chatted on the phone.

I couldn't hang up the phone. It was like a bad accident from which I couldn't avert my eyes. I heard every groan of cramped concentration as Circus tried desperately to purge his rectum of a breech turd made of anthracite coal. Horrifying. I'm surprised that I survived.

"It feels like I'm giving birth to a set of broken dishes," he moaned. "Just can't seem to launch this torpedo." Mixed metaphors aside, I felt his pain. The sounds grew nearly orgasmic in range and intensity as the biohazardous payload was finally expelled into the bowl, to be carried to his overflowing septic system and out into the field that will soon contain other toxins.


I understand that it just ain't right to have witnessed this, let alone to have written it down for posteriority, but I felt all of you should know the kind of bizarre individuals who in part populate CRT.

May your movements be smooth, my brothers... in every respect.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I thought his "facilities" consisted of an empty pickle jar.

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You sure he was trying to take a dump not taking it up the rump ? ? ? DId you have this on a video cam ??? I know that wylie ole goat, he's got more kinks than all the rest of us put together and that includes me.

You sure you got your info right, I'm wondering if the EPA did declare Circus a toxic waste dump.

Double check your facts then give that ole goat a polygraph, I know him, he never moans when taking a dump, he enjoys the pain of a week old terd the size of my leg ripping it's way out, it makes his nipples hard as a rock and he pops a nut without touching himself.

Oh geeze he's having too much fun

Shamas O'Dognasty

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Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering & Septic Tank Cleaning

Shamas, now that you mention it, Circus was muttering something about big corn cobs and being dilated enough for a butt-fook... But no, I'm quite sure it's the dump that the EPA reclassified, not Circus. Furthermore, I'm certain that he was taking a dump.

Jeez... why are we perseverating about this?

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

He dumped one terd that was sooo big, he stuck a flag in it and two weeks later it was declared a front line ship in the Mexican Navy.

Shamas O'Dognasty

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Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering & Septic Tank Cleaning

YO "Amigos" yea, right.

Ciego, I'm never going to talk to you over the phone when I'm on the john again. Hey! when you gotta go you gotta go. Yea, I've got problems with the situation going on next door with the dump especially since it's been a source of food....NO, not dumpster diving.....shooting seagulls that fly over from the beach area. Damn, seagull breasts are good eating and Shitass, my cat, and me live on those birds. It's a hoot to bag a few and throw the suckers on the grill.

Shamas, you male slut, Don't even go there. The only thing I let get in my ass is a SP prior to a colon exam. Well......there has been an occasional chica finger or tongue but since I am modest I will not divulge that info.

It's hell when one gets old and constipation sets in at times. Seems to happen when you are running late for somewhere to be or the food is burning in the oven. Not to mention seagulls.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Yo Circus,

is it true Santa left a "floater" for your christmas present?

what did you do to get him so pissed off?

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We should send Circus some granola bars.

Ciego !! Why in the hell do you even call that bum. He's a no good despicable has been. Mom and me would like to the him fall in that toilet and drown so we could sell his property to the City and let it be added to the dump.

The bastard has been cited several times for discharging a firearm in the city limits. Did he tell you about shooting rats with his pellet rifle. Hell, the nitwit probably throws them on the grille also.

He is an embarrassment to the entire Circus family.

Yo C the Younger,

does that mean he really doesn't own that big yacht by the I-95 bridge?

I did see a suspicious trail of empty mini-vidkas leading to a ratty pontoon that look like it was being floated by a bunch of inflatable dolls.

we feel your pain and shame.

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