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The truth of this whole thread is it is each mans fantasy. The key to the fantasy is MG comments on gray versus black and white.

I hope and believe that we all know the score.

Many guys lately have commented on how the board has changed. In my opinion this comment by Berk is exactly what is wrong with the board lately. Too many guys speaking about only the black side of the fantasy. Berk you are correct in you comments. But for my liking too direct. I also think and hope that every guy understands reality. So let me alone to enjoy my fantasy. Lets bring each other back to reality by the occasional dont send money thread or the remember boys when you leave they are there looking for the next gringo.

I enjoy being nice too all people. I choose to treat these girls like I would treat a women on a date. God knows they treat me better than any 20-30 year old Gringa would treat me. If I just wanted to treat a girl like a hooker I can find that in the USA with crackwhores. Somehow that doesnt work for me.

I firmly believe I do not pay for sex I pay them too leave. I have never had trouble with getting gringa women. It is when they do not go home that things start to go south.

Actually, the truth of this whole thread is the following.

If you believe that the motives of a working girl and a non-working gringa are exactly the same... you may have a problem.

If you believe that money can buy love and affection with a working girl... you may have a problem.

If you believe that a working girl who you just handed $$$ to slept with you because she loves you... you may have a problem.

If you believe that a working girl who you pay for sex is actually your girlfriend in real life... you may have a problem.

If you believe that the average CRT'er really cares how you refer to a chica that you see often... you may have a problem.

If you believe this thread is actually about peeing on your fantasy verses distinguishing fact from fiction... you may have a problem.

If you seek board advice on what is the fastest and cheapest way to send money to a chica... you may have a problem.

If you frequently refer to a working girl as a "semi-pro" and how she is different than all the rest... you may have a problem.

If you get so bent out of shape when someone else expresses a different opinion than your own... you may have a problem.

If you use the terms/phrases novia, 70 bucks, love, non-clock watcher, 1 hour plus, special, visa and Western Union all in the same sentence... you may have a problem.

If you drink to get drunk after examining your bank and credit card statements... you may have a problem.

If you can't spell reality but can spell fantasy backwards without thinking... you may have a problem.

If you have your novia working girl's picture posted in your car, bathroom, and framed on your office desk... you may have a problem.

If you catch your novia working the DR on a surprise trip to CR and you get UPSET and can't understand WHY SHE WOULD DO THIS TO YOU... you have one hell of a problem.

This is what this thread is all about. Waking up and smelling the coffee before it's too late. Nevertheless, to each their own.

Berk........

Thankx Berk.


- B

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uh oh. I have one framed pic of me and novia #1 up in my wardrobe and the rest of the honey's pics on my Ipod, Do I have a problem?

I was thinking the same thing. I had my novia's name tattoo'd on my left arm. Do I have a problem ?!?!?!?

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

What about on your dressor? And once a week you rotate different chicas pics depending on which one you are thinkng about at the moment

If you have working girl pics posted everywhere and you DO NOT ROTATE said pics at a minimum of once a week... you may have a problem.

Does that help Hankkh?

Berk......

P.S. If you rent a billboard off Central Expressway and post your "novia's" (my girlfriend the hooker) picture with the caption... "YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE - MARRY ME!"... you may have a very serious problem beyond help!

Oh sh#t Berk,
You saw that billboard on southbound 75 @ Mockingbird Dr.?

Good thread, no the score, we're all whores!

Somewhere in Texas- Hiding from Anna Nichole

Uh...

oh shit....

um-m-m-m-mmmmmmm....

Guys, I have fifteen problems.

I pity Berke, becuase he seems to be so caught up in speeling reality out for the rest of us that he seems incapable of fantasy. Ergo, I would guess that sexual relations for him would boil down to scientific fact, meat and heat, and little else.

Personally...she IS my girlfriend until the hour or two expire. She IS my novia, because I enjoy the fantasy of romantic e-mail exchanges, Spanish practice over the phone, having someone upon whom to lavish a little tenderness and affection.

When I go to a movie, I don't sit and figure out each special effect or criticize the acting. No, rather I suspend disbelief during the 97 minutes and just roll with it. I know that the roller coaster is safe, but I abandon myself briefly to the momentary thrill and terror of the first drop. Does that make me an idiot?

I have no probem with the substance of Berke's post, but I wonder (as Travelman seems to do) why some CRT guys feel so compelled to preach the Gospel of cynicism here.

Berke and anyone else who would point a finger and cry "Fool!" ---


It's my money. If you don't respect that, you may have a problem.

I call my temporary lovers novias, amantes, amigovias, pussie-puppets and/or whores. That's my right. If you don't understand that, you definitely have a problem.

I like to be optimistic and look at the Gulch through vaguely rose-colored glasses. If you cannot, it's not my problem.

End of sermon. Now where's that "Stop Watching This Thread" link?

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Yes Cig, I to have alot of problems to.

And one of them is I am a whore. I think it is like they say. It doesn't matter if you are catching or pitching. You are still playing ball !

And when they pay I will take their money with out hesitation. But I ain't a bitch.

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who gives a flyong f++k, u pay reardlous, i dont have enough fingers to count my true loves who are history now, and IF i do find a tica worth the time and effort of a GFE and it works out or it doesnt its no one business but my own, so to those who post their hopes in these forums be ready for the sh+t, and plz dont take this forum or life so damn seriously (too short)

Why protest so loudly:


Not wishing to be disrespectful of other postings only wishing to show that the sword cuts on the way out as well as on the way in.

Bill 55 (not real) made a trip to San Jose after seeing what was available there on CRT. After only two visits he decided this was the life for him.
Bill's story: 55 wife died five years ago has not gotten laid in six years. Has small contracting business, nice home and two Ch*ldren that he sees twice a year.
Bill sells his business, home , car and heads to San Jose with $450,000 in the bank. Moves into $180 a week apartment only minutes away from the Del Rey. And begins a lifestyle that even Vegas Bob would admire.

After six months of the good life he has occasion to meet Lindsay one afternoon at the Del Rey while enjoying an Imperial. She is 5'2" tall has long black hair and big brown eyes. Has just started visiting the Del Rey only often enough to cover the bills that her small job does not cover. She does not wish to be seen leaving the DR with Bill so they leave in separate taxis. Long story short she starts spending her days off with Bill and he helps with the expenses.

After about six weeks of this she calls to say she would not be able to come see him this week she must return to the DR to cover an unexpected large expanse. His reply you can expect "do not do that my love I would be happy to pay your bill" yes bill is paying the bills.

Some more time passes and she arrives one afternoon in tears saying that she has lost her job and will never be able to realize her dream of owning her own home. Long story short: "do not worry my love there is no need to return to the Del Rey I will buy us a home and we can live in it together". All this happiness. That is until she expresses her concern that it is not her home they are living in but his and he could send her away at any time. " Do not worry my love I will put the house in your name and you will have nothing to worry about".

Long story short: within a year she's living in the house with her boyfriend Bill is living in a $10 night motel his bank account exhausted. He spends his nights sitting across the street from the Del Rey (unable to enter because he was banned for starting fights with people who were talking to his love) waiting to see who his love goes home with that night. All he has to look forward to is his 62nd birthday when he will be eligible for Social Security and be able to return to the US where he will live in a one room trailer and work for the man who owns his old business for $10 an hour.

Yet another installment in my never ending campaign to prevent scenarios like this from happening. If all the crap I put on this site about this stops just one incident like this it's worth it. Be kind to them enjoy them but do not send money.

Lee

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PS: DO NOT SEND MONEY!

See guys semi-pros are real- Bill found one.
OUCH! Lee is that a true story?


-If the local Western Union knows you (and your novia) on a first name basis and sends you a Christmas card, you may have a problem.

-If your novia's name is on a deed to a house in CR, you may have a problem.

-If your novia can't remember her latest phone number but knows your debit account number by heart, you may have a problem.


I'm in love with a dozen hookers and don't even know it.

This was my point earlier. They ALL have husbands or boyfriends or both. Even if you aren't sending her money from the US, the money you give her (by hand) in CR is probably also going to her local boyfriend and/or husband.

There is a DR chica who lives next to me in Escazu. Guess what? Her apartment is nicer than mine. I finally met the guy paying her rent. He's comes down about once a month. He's in his mid-30's... he was all smiles... and totally enraptured by her. I have a strong feeling that she's convinced him that she is done as a sex worker.

Well hell no - I see her at the DR everyday!!! I even sessioned with her out of convenience because her apartment is close to mine. Oh... if her novio is on this board, I apologize. My only advice to him is to get a ticket and you'll be next in line.... after me and anyone else willing to give her a few bucks.

I'm truly perplexed as to how people can be so naive.

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In order to write about life, first you must live it! - E. Hemingway.

I just read this whole thread and I tell you I'm a little bit disturbed .....

Not about the subject , but about the above quote ......I always thought
Paco was more like Horeshac's double ( from "Welcome back Kotter")

OK ....back to your "Novia" rants

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