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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful so she left a note
for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note
he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons
so he knocked on the door to clarify the order. When the blonde came to the
door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going
to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked,
Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits, I
can splash it in my eyes.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine