www.CostaRicaTicas.com

WHOAH!! Yeah, that one was ok...

Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

Hey - Naomi would like this one...

If you got a conflagration
And you need to douse it fast
Don't call the fire department
Just apply a PanT blast!

And BTW bro - I now declare a moritorium on rhyming "rhythm" with "jizzum"...

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Check out http://weluvlatinas.com/ for the web's best info on the latin american monger lifestyle...

Ode to Muffdiver

NO Muff is too Tuff

Dive in and do your lingua stuff

Tickle de G Spot enuff

And get an Orgasmic SQUIRT

On Face of Buddy Ruff

Cyg

RuffNutz felt cool... he played one
She played sit-and-spin on his thumb
With a nick, wack, condom and sack
He threw her a little bone
Ruffnutz is now married to one

GetRythm is a whore... he played two
They said que rico, quapo until he turned blue
With a pinch, smack and lick of his crack
He phucked until there was no more goo
GetRythm is a pornstar phucking fool

Pan T Dropper is wild... he played three
He doesn't pay to phuck 'em... just watches them take pees
With a spank, yank and tug of his wank
He dumped his leche on the penthouse TV
Pan T Dropped told me secretly he likes trannies

Xman is funny... he played four
His fat ass couldn't laid in jaco... not even by a whore
With a phuck me please and a oh golly gee
He finally paid to sniff her panty
Xman's ability to drink is truly hard core

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In order to write about life, first you must live it! - E. Hemingway.

Circus is an old coot... he played five
He phucks with recycled condoms anything that is alive
With spick, spack, paddy wack
He phucked and threw out his back
Circus perfers to live in a dive

Okay... I'm phucking done.

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In order to write about life, first you must live it! - E. Hemingway.

A poor member went to CR and got a yeast infection,
Got back home and worried he might need some kind of injection.

"Yes it's true, I caught it from some dark and dirty old hole,
I got it at DonGordos party - a place called Costa Del Sol.

A trip to the pisser, what a dump, watch where you put your feet,
A nasty crapper, no door, no towels, no soap, or even a toilet seat.

Too much yeast on the dough of my pizza that memorable night,
Should have washed my phucking hands before holding my C*ck allright."

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch
I'm having problems with a chica and such

I thought she was sexy... So I gave her the bone
My dumb ass... afterwards... gave her my phone

She told me she was just entering her numero
I was like... fine... and then gave her some dinero

Little did I know... she was looking for my number
Wait till you hear the rest... its a real phucking bumber

Now she is calling my ass day and night
The shit she is saying is giving me a fright

At first it was fairly innocent... like te amo. quiere sexo???
Now the situation is the opposite of perfecto

Last week, I received about 30 phone calls
Of some crazy shit she wants to do to my balls

This week, I received 30... shit maybe more?
Of doing bad shit to my dick.... cuz I'm not nice anymore

Tonight when I sleep... I'm hiding the kitchen knives
And, thanking god... that she's not my phucking wife

The lesson of the story is... never give out your phone
Oh... please... please... please... stop calling me... you dumb crazy little ho

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In order to write about life, first you must live it! - E. Hemingway.

Shouldn't we be voting already on which one is best??

Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

No, I'm not done yet. Let's see...

Once upon a time down in San Jose
Two lonely guys met, but at first didn't realize they were gay.
Latinoheat was Felix in his clean obsessive way,
Hand-Solo would be Oscar sitiing on his fat ass all day.
LH would complain about germs, food and prices,
While Handy's talking too much seemed the worst of his vices.
Fate found these two alone in the park on New Years Eve,
Latinoheat had something special for Handy up his sleeve.
The stroke of midnight arrived with the friendly couple in the park,
Latinoheat said "stroke this bitch!" and don't squeal like a pig, I want you to bark.
But true love didn't last for poor Latinoheat,
Handy soon found a wife, with softer hands to fondle his meat.
Latinoheat cried, Don't leave me you fool,
I'll get a sex change and get rid of my tool!
Handy replied, I'm sorry old friend,
It's a baby I want and it won't come out of your rear end.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Last chance to add your Nursery Rhyme Nominations will begin SUNDAY!

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Thank you for supporting CRT!

YO Profound Poets:

Damn, guess I have not reat this thread for awhile. In fact.....did not know what you hombres were up to. I've been busy collecting cans from the City dump next door to increase my income.

I'm honored as to my mention in your poetic license. Ruffnutz, El Ciego, The Slut and Chi_trekker were really polite in reflecting my better moments. Just glad you did not get into the more seedy times but then again you did not know me back then.

Good thread. I was unaware of the poetic creativity amongst this group.....but not surprised. NO, I'm not going to add anything....shit, it's not enjoyable living in this body.....especially not lately.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Sorry This took so Long Please place your nominations for the best Rhyme or limerick.

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Thank you for supporting CRT!

Latino heat's is getting my vote

I like the last one from Paco...brought a tear to my eye!

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A Costa Rica Toast:
Here's to Looking like Movie Stars, Partying like Rock Stars and phucking like PORN STARS!

There once was a guy named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
And I'll have to admit
It's disgusting as sh*t
But think of the money he saved!