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KC used to call this "the shrimp test." If she orders shrimp (the most expensive thing on the menu), then you know she's intent on taking you for as much as possible.

Bless her little entrepreneurial heart. Next!

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Tanager

I almost forgot my ""shrimp test" I learned that lesson at the Colonial when she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu and added additional shrimp to the order. I think the total cost was over $30!

Needless to say, that is the last time I ever took a chica to the Colonial.

But what if she orders a Bailey's con leche? Many chicas like this concotion, she could just be a lightweight that likes to sip & enjoy her Bailey-leche drink and later may be into more of life's slow pleasures and ready for some real pearl necklace leche. Besides when they do order this you can make endless leche jokes as she slurps it through that little straw in to her warm professional leche sucking lips.

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This is a very good point, well worth the cost of a Baileys.

Ok another mystery solved, we now have the official CRT leche test drink Baileys ! The trial run drink to see how she is going to handle yours when it explodes. You guys are really sick unlike me . I can't imagine anyone really wanting a chica to pull your private leche stash threw your own private straw! Yuck! I remember one when I lost it a little earlier than expected. It nailed her right in the eye . She was a trooper about it laughing her ass off saying "VOLCANO DINERO" I thought this was pretty funny also & then remembered I still had to pay as she was still laughing . It all worked out .

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Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!

YO Chica bar flys:

Old Circus will not....let me repeat NOT share a mini or give a mini vodka to a chica at the bar....let alone buy her a drink. There has been the situations where she has ask to feel of my mini. I'm not heartless. I unzip my fly and let her feel my mini....that's about as far as my relationship with her goes. She gets a good laugh and I save the dinero. No wonder I can't get laid. Go figure.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

I occasionaly by a few chicas a drink. Some a good about it and some are not. Watch out for the girl going up to the bar and getting her drink herself. Very often when you do this the barmaid will look over at you to get the ok to put it on your tab. Then you have to watch out to make sure she doesn't make repeated trips to the same barmaid and get additional drinks for herself and friends and then it be charged to your tab
as well.

i have to say that the chicas are bad enough but the some of the bartenders are the worst .some will ask you to buy them a drink which i cool if your shoting the sh*t with them .but thn they end up pouring shots of the $ 14 patron for themselves and who ever is working i had one try this once and that was it.

I usually answer "Why"....Porque????? They look at me suprised.

I had a similar experience with the blond Ukranian bartender at The Monkey Bar. I had just ordered my second beer when she asked, in her sexiest Ukranian accent "And vodka and naranja for me?" I said "Oh, ok" since we had been shooting the shit a bit, and she did look good in those jeans. To which she countered "And tequila for you?" At this time I knew I was being taken but figured what the heck, as long as I know I am being taken it's ok. But then the tab came: $14 for her juice sized glass of Grey Goose and orange juice plus another $14 for my shot!!! I could have bought that $20 girl Angry Pirate had the other night with some leftover for a tip. That was the end of my career as a barstool philanthropist. However, did I mention that she really did look good in those jeans?

Ah, u must be talking about Gretel. She is a sweetheart and a beauty. Yet, she will "get" you if you are off of your game. She got me good one time at the mall, it was my first time in CR . Oh well, better to spend on her than some coked out puta, i guess...

We are very good friends now, just get on her good side and she will not take advantage of you or even ask for anything. She is a nice girl. Well, as far as HDR standards............

Hey Delaware Guy:

That is exactly why I posted this. You try to be a nice guy and she fleeces you for an expensive drink.
Almost like you have to pony up some money just because you were talking to her. Better to say, I'd love to but I gotta run and head over to another bar.

King Costa

Why let them leach off of us? They get into that routine, and they will just want more. Just like when we pay cien for company... they get it once and they expect it everytime. CRT slogan should be "No Cien!"

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Sometimes recognizing it's all just part of the game adds to the fun. I knew she was taking me for a ride. She knew I knew. And we both played the game anyway. A little bit later that afternoon several other guys came in. I asked "Por que no Grey Goose y naranja de ellos, porque solo yo?" (Why no Grey Goose and Orange juice from them, why just me?)

To which she replied without hesitation "Porque ellos no me gustan!" (Because I don't like them.)

We both laughed out loud, I took my leave, and I would imagine she hit up those guys for more than one $14 screwdriver. And I agree. She was fun getting to know. I will stop in again, and if she askes, I may buy her a drink. Because, for me, it's all part of the game.

i think her name is tatiana a friend of natasha .