www.CostaRicaTicas.com

YO...Lord Baden-Powell....eat your heart out.

CRT OATH:

On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to chicas in country
and to obey Admin's Code of Conduct;
To help other members at all times;
To keep myself sexually strong,
mentally awake and somewhat morally striaght.

CRT MOTTO:

Be Prepared

CRT SLOGAN:

Do a good chica daily.....or several if you prefer.

CRT LAW:

A CRT member is:

TRUSTWORTHY.....steal from no one
LOYAL....only to fellow CRT members, your dog or cat
HELPFUL....being a good point man
FRIENDLY....goes a long way in chica quality
COURTEOUS....gets you more time for less dinero...prior to Columbians
KIND....well, sort of
OBEDIENT....to hell with that
CHEERFUL....especially after a few brews or mini drinks
THRIFTY.....remember, negotiate !!!
BRAVE....walking the gulch after midnight, nada
CLEAN....check out the merchandise before entering
and REVERANT....pray that you can once again return to the land of OZ

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Hey you forgot the vision!-

VISION STATEMENT
CRT of America is the nation's foremost whorticulture program of character development and values-based tourism training.

In the future CRT will continue to:

-Offer members reliable, current information for responsible fun and adventure;
-Instill in members lifetime values and develop in them ethical character along with the "Puri Vida" state of mind as expressed in the CRT Oath and Law;
-Train members in negotiating, safety, and respect for service providers;
-Serve the World's male-traveling community with its quality, values-based program.

Join Today!

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

thankyou CRT member CIRCUS.

You always give me a good chuckle, but not at your expence.

Fiedler.

Yo SScoutmaster Circus,

Nicely done!

As a former Scout, lifetime Brotherhood member of Order of the Arrow and former troop leader, I applaud your importation of Scouting into CRT.

Okay, here are the ranks. We'll have to figure out a merit badge system.

Tenderdick

2nd Class Hunter of Ass

1st Class Hunter of Ass

Rockstar

Sportin' Life

and the most prestigious.... Spread Eagle Scout.

Neat. And for the record, I am trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent and horny.

"On my honor, I will do my best
To help the chicas get undressed."

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Yo Scoutmaster Circus and Ass. Scoutmaster El C,

Ok, we’ve got the pledge and the ranks… now we need the “merit badges”…

I’ll leave this one open…

Mendo

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"It takes a lot of good beer to make a great wine"

EC

You forgot the Weblowme Class

Ha! Actually, Webelo is a Cub Scouts rank, last time I checked.

Of course, beyond Spread Eagle Scout, there's always Explorers...or would that be "Exploders," in our case?

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

:::ROFLMAO:::

You guys are all nuts! :::ROFL some more...wiping the tears from my eyes:::

I can't wait to read your parody of the Girl Scouts oath...

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Blue Devil

Pura Vida...enjoying life to the fullest...

I always make it a point to help a hooker accross the street. (And back to mi casa)
LVsteve

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Just an old horney, fat gambler.

I wonder what would happen if some innocent soul googles "Boy Scouts" and "Costa Rica" in the same search string...

Do a good chica daily... or more often. Ha!

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.