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WHAT CAN A ROOKIE EXPECT AT THE DEL REY?
I AM A NEWLY HIRED EMPLOYEE OF THE CROCODILE BAY RESORT, SO WE STAY THE NIGHT AT THE DR BEFORE LEAVING IN THE AM FOR THE OSA PENNINSULA AT PEURTO JIME'NEZ.

HELP!, AND, I GUESS I AM VERY PICKY, I LIKE REALLY PRETTY GIRLS, HAS TO BE MORE THAN A BODY, CAN I FIND REALLY PRETTY GIRLS THERE WITH GREAT LEGS!!!!!!!!!!?? TOTAL LEG AND ASS MAN HERE.

HELP GUYS! THANKS
K

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OFFSHORE,
Welcome to the board, but ya gotta stop SHOUTING!

You really need to do a little homework here, and start reading the board. Your question is very broad, but can be answered many times over with a little reading.

I do have one question for you. How are you able to work at the Crocodile Bay Resort? Is it 'under the table', or have you already applied for citizenship ??? Just curious.....

Good luck,
MG

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IM THERE AS A GUEST, I WORK AT CORP HEADQUARTERS HERE IN THE CA.

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OFFY,
In my limited experience & being very picky myself, I would have to say you can find any type of girl you want. Especially in the evening hours.
I tend to gravitate toward the young, flaca types.
As far as the Del Rey goes, All I can say is " It's only an elevator ride to heaven. The array of poosey at the bar is breathtaking.
Watch out though, the place is more addictive than crack cocaine.
Have fun, I call the place " Disneyland for Dad".
Stratone

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ALL FLASH, NO CASH !!!!!!

TRY MORAZAN PARK.

LEGS TO DIE FOR!

TAXI FARE FROM DEL REY ONLY 5000 COLONES.

ASK ABOUT THEIR 'CUBAN CIGAR' AND 'SPEWING VOLCANO' SPECIALS.

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Hey buddy, welcome to the board!

Here are some SERIOUS pointers which should help you make the best choice possible:

1. Looks aren't everything when it comes to Pay4Play (P4P). Get to know the kitten and see if there is any chemistry. 9 out of 10 times, if you have someone you REALLY get along with, it goes a long way into ensuring a much better performance out of her. Many people have the misconception that if you PAY more, you get more, but this is a common mistake. Paying more only makes you look like an easier mark for an easy 'wham, bam, where's my money, bitch?' Take your time with the gal you like. Pretend the Del Rey is like any other bar where you get to interview and see if you get along. Trust me on this, it goes a long way.

2. Anyone with too much make up or to many unrevealing clothes is probably hiding something. MANY of the kittens there have had more than one Ch*ld, so if you don't like the 'deflated balloon' look and feel to a kitten's abdominal area, make sure you find one that is flaunting her nice waistline at the bar. Chances are if she's hiding it, it's for a reason. C-Sections are unfortunately quite common there, so don't be surprised if a good portion of them happen to have that nasty horizontal scar from hip bone to hip bone. This is just luck of the draw.

3. Body-wise, I really can't complain with the women at the DR. Costa Rica (and the latin world in general) has been blessed with fabulous spinners and others with voloptuous curves that could make any man salivate. The chunky ones are easy spots which you can easily avoid, but the kittens wear tight enough clothes to give you a general picture of what they look like... go for your personal tastes. AGAIN, refer to rule #2 though because that is the exception to these girls, they may have a great figure but a terrible abdominal area.

4. If you want to take a REAL good look at the goods before purchasing, I suggest you give the strip clubs a chance, as that way you know FOR SURE what you are getting into (no pun intended). Pantera Rosa, Kamur, Grillion are some I personally like. Others like D'Pelufo have even better looking girls, but from what I hear you'll only get the occasional hummer from them.

5. Have fun!! It's funny to see this, but whatever your tastes may be before getting there may change completely once you arrived. I was strictly a blonde spinner type before arriving and I thought that was all I would be chasing, but once there, the variety and beauty of them all enticed me to try all different types of flavors, and I was rarely disappointed. Don't have any preconceived notions and just go with the flow. Remember, the most important thing is that you HAVE FUN!!

Enjoy, there's nothing like the first time...

Ruffnutz

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"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

Ruffnutz said "It's funny to see this, but whatever your tastes may be before getting there may change completely once you arrived" I couldn't have said it better.

Offshorekev, welcome to the board! Try not to overpay, no cien. RF covered it to a certain extent, however, do a little research on interviewing the chicas. Buena suerte!

kenj8

Puckered Asterisk Hole! That's just plain cruel.




Offshore Kev, welcome to CRT. You asked the question, "What can I expect as a newbie." Considering you have only one night in San Jose, and as you are a newbie,
I think it would be safe to say that you will (in no particular order):

* Be blown away by the variety of chicas in all the play-fo-pay venues.

* Be unable to resist at least one.

* Overpay by at least 40%

* Get lost while riding in a taxi

* Get lost while riding in a chica

* Experience a high degree of sensory overload

* Move through a fairly perilous environment

* Encounter too gawl-dang many gringos

* Suffer insomnia / Lack of quality sleep

* Be introduced to the concept of ten year-old crack head beggars

* Learn to gamble C.R. style.

* Have the time of your life.

Buen viaje.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Kev , I am a leg and ass man myself. Most of the chicas wear long pants , but you'll see a few skirts and some sexy get-away-sticks. The asses in HDR are superb! Enjoy the feast!

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Walking into the DR for the first time? Imagine the worlds best porn fantasy mixed about to happen in the bar from star wars..very sureal...As stated, there are very lovely women form many different Latin American nations; most with find something to their tastes...

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One day certainly isn't enough time to experience anything but getting laid on a hope and a prayer. You WILL be back often if you are working in the Country.

If only it were like the movie groundhog day and we could all enter the Del Ray for the first time but with the collective knowledge we have. I love setting in the lobby bar and watching new guys come in for the first time. It goes something like this:

1) Whew I am here
2) Hey that pretty girl just smiled at me
3) Wow there are a lot of girls here
4) They can't all be hookers, Can they?
5) Oh shit there is another bar four times this size over there
6) I never checked in at a hotel front desk with a woody before.
7) I am opening my room door and throwing my bags in and will be back in the lobby in 32 seconds.
Phuck negotiating, I will be back in my room with the first hottie that talks to me for 100 bucks and maybe her friend too.


BKTUNA
One month in the land of milk and honeys

ROTFLMMFAO as i contemplate making my first trip i will most likely have all 7 lol, but considering i have been to P4P destrination before maybe mine won't be as severe or at least obvious