Now that you mention it, Latinoheat was complaining about his cubicle the other day:
-Being told to "think outside the box" when he's in a box all day long.
-Not being able to check e-mail & surf his porn sites without turning around to see who's behind him.
-Cubicle walls do not offer much privacy for daytime masturbation.
-That nagging feeling that if he presses the right button, he will get a piece of cheese.
-Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
-The walls are too close together for a hammock to work right.
-23 power cords - 1 outlet.
-Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds and a toilet.
-The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than his co-workers.
-He can't walk out and slam the door if he quits.
-His co-workers can hear him snoring.
But they have promised him a cubicle with a window when he gets promoted in a few more years. (I'll bet it will just be a print-out of a window to tack on the wall.)
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Payback is a bitch. Hows your cubicle coming along? LOL
