I'm 42 and single, recently I have been experimenting with masterbation and found that I get off best by putting my mobile phone into a condom, inserting it up my arse on vibrate mode and then calling myself while wanking. I swear this a true, but is it normal? Slightly worried.
Signed: Sparky
LH Response - Your asshole must be pretty big...that's pretty rare. It's normal if your a freak 
Ever since I can remember, getting kicked in the balls or seeing someone get sacked has been a HUGE turn-on. However, it's only this way when a girl kicks a guy. I always feel kinda awkward talking about it with others, so I guess it's probably not normal. I often watch videos of guys getting racked by some hotties and become compelled to masturbate.
And yes, I would indeed welcome any girl to swing her foot up into my nads.
Signed: Goal
LH Response - You are a disgrace to our kind everywhere. When one man gets kicked in the balls, all males within a 3 mile radius feel the effect. To promote such a heinous crime is unforgiveable. This is NOT normal. 
Is it normal for one testacle to be bigger than the other two?
Signed: Vegas Bob
LH Response - If you have three I don't know WHAT your problem is. Perhaps you have a hemorrhoid... A really big one. 
Sometimes (well most of the time), when I scratch my anus I immediately smell the finger I used to scratch it to see what it smells like. It mostly smells the same. I don't know why I do it. Is this normal?
Signed: Pacoloco
LH Response - haha! Thats funny! - gross, but funny!! - I think you'll get over it eventually! Maybe it's because the smell reminds you of the women you have sex with at the BM. It's normal dogs do it.
I normally wipe my ass from back to front and get poop on my balls.
this normal?
Signed: Ruffnutz (Bob)
LH Response - Didn't mama tell ya, always go from front to back, geeez... Now I know where the term asswipe came from. 
I am middle aged, not in the best shape and a little thin on top. All I want is a girlfriend, not a prostitute. I also want someone beautiful, (plain chicks turn me off). I want to keep the Uglies away and get a Hottie. I am sick of humping ladies that look like overweight Ellen Degenerates..
Signed: LionKing
LH Response - Contrary to what you see in porn (which I have no doubt you own tons of), hot chicks do not screw ugly guys. hot chicks screw hot guys, ugly chicks screw ugly guys.
Guess which one you are? You need to face reality. The only way you are going to get the "girlfriend" you want, is to visit realdoll.com. 
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