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No worries
Here is the hooker-friendly version cleaned with Irish Drifter's euphemisms:


1. Ladies of the evening belong in houses of ill repute not in your home. Sleeping with hookers is not just dangerous it's stupid. Send sex workers on their way after they've done their job.

2. Never give a P4P girl your money before you get the honey. That includes rescuing courtesans from their place of duty, the house of ill repute, based on any of their promises or plain altruism. (I reach for my handkerchief to dab my eyes as I write this.)

3. Gentlemen should never fight over members of the world's oldest profession, though this might flatter the prostitutes it is sometimes fatal for the gentlemen.

4. No matter how many times or how many Ladies of the evening tell you that you're handsome, charming, young, muscular, witty, well hung; that you Phuck hard strong and long like a wild weasel etc. it's all lies to make you give them that hard currency in your pocket.

5. Don't sweat it, there are more sex workers where the last ones came from.

6. Don't love P4P girls or marry them; if you had a good upbringing you should know that already.

Everybody happy now?
By the way great post Bilko

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Living well is the best revenge
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Outstanding post my friend Bilko. I know a select few sex providers I consider true freinds and good people and have the utmost respect for all the ladies who are providers. One thing I do know is there are quite a few who remember me on return trips and give me a very warm welcome though sometimes maybe warmer than I prefer in some bars I frequent. Also, Exellent editting Paco, I like the new version much better.rbc100

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Please... Bring back the Muff

Muff,

I was not objecting to the fact it was posted, that's what this forum is for. Likewise if I see something I want to second or take issue with, I do it. The whole point of this place is to provide information and entertainment (I think). I was entertained when writing my response. When I have information to share I do it without hesitation. There ya go.

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If I followed these guidelines, I would miss out on my favorite part of the day. That is when I wake up with a hot young bonita sleeping next to me naked on her stomach and I reach for my Astrolube............

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"

Life is just like Vegas, it's all about playing the odds. And I generally don't go for longshots. But every gambler is different. Some only get that rush if they go for it all.

I agree that Bilko's post is very GOOD ! I think we all agree we like to see these women continue to come out to meet us with a good attitude like so many have. So treating them nice is the only smart way to be. Can't we add our CRT touch & put a #7 to this? Something like Always Remember these are other human beings What goes around comes around so be smart & treat everyone with mutual respect so we all live long & prosper. Or something as simple as do un to others....

Just because one works a less than respectable job does not make them a bad person or target practice .

PS Maybe we should add a Scubabum Admendment so he doesn't miss out on anything .

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"Run silent, run deep"
Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!

I think it was a good post Muff.

Wasn't this post in a rather cantankerous thread previously? The vibe must have carried over

Someone might get offended by the word "Puta"...

You say potato, I say tomato!!!

Dildoman

I think the point is being missed over the words.

Yes Dildoman you do have a point, "puta" is not a very nice spanish term-I'd better edit that one out too.
So true, some of the chicas are so sweet it boggles the mind- they deserve much more respect than someone that thinks they're better because they have money & look down on people that don't. - I just realized, I respect some of the chicas I know MUCH more than many of the high-maintenance bitchy gringas I know and work for...

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I'm hoping someday for a thread with a new and exciting topic.

dapanz1

Muff,

You should NOT feel that way at all. I wholeheartedly agree with Bilko's post (GREAT JOB!), but I think that there are some really good points made by Muff's post as well, especially for the green virgin cherry newbie. Short of the over all tone and with the editing/adjusting of #1 and #6, I think there are some really good pointers there.

I have always gone to CR simply because I think it's fun. There are those, however, that go because they are extremely lonely or are trying to creat a quick distraction from some bad times back at home and, because of this emotional vulnerability, they are succeptable to falling victim to the game in one way or another. Also, as I mentioned, the cherry newbies who just don't know any better may also be easy targets to those kittens with malicious intents. These rules, though IMHO a little harsh, serve the ultimate purpose of helping the hobbyist CYA (cover your ass) and protect themselves from disappointment/heartbreak.

Both Muff and Bilko have great posts here, and it's brought out some interesting (though many times rehashed) discussion. Good shit!

Bob

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

Amen to this post

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Living Life To the Fullest {Pura Vida}

You're a bright boy come up with something.

Or you could go over to wsg and talk about all the fat-ass chicas.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

I apologize if I misunderstood your purpose.
I see now that you as well as I, saw the entertaining factor in the post.

And I must confess, I also speak my mind, although every now and then I will keep it to myself... don't want to ruffle feathers.

Once again, sorry if I hit a sore spot.

Respectfully

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Respectfully,

Muff

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