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Hi guys,
I am 59 YO look 49 own a beach house on Fire Island (hetro part), and have a boat, YC membership and condo in NYC and find only goldiggers or fat pigs in my quest for chocha.
The ladies on match.com lie. Average body is 200#s with 20 yo pictures. The bar scene is not better; too many low lifes.
I ran in to a old buddy who has made a career of working 3 months and living abroad the rest of the year. He is 60 and looks it. He spent the winter in Quepos. He claims there was too much tourist pu**y and he did not do 1 hooker.
Trip report from Quepos soon.
Later

God, I'm depressed just from reading this....

Hope things get better...

PIDD

So how much of that tourist pu*sy was Gringa Bimbos? (They do perform better while on vacation)

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The trannies in Morazan parque say that Pacoloco performs very well while on vacation

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Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

I called my buddy and the gringa touristas were Euro Tree Hugger hippie dippy types. Usually that means Euro teeth, hairy legs and arm pits.
He said no matter your your political beliefs are you have to use this approach. Bill Clinton was our greatest President. Hillary will be a better one. Bush is no fu*king good. Global warming is going to kill the planet. We have to save the endangered frog that tipsy mongers step on in Jaco; and so on and so on.
Hey, I am an Irish-Jew that can lie with a straight face even if I am politically to the right of Atilla the Hun.
I will be down there around Labor Day and will give a detailed trip repot.
If all fails there is always the Beatle Bar in Jaco where there is no fur on the babes.

I think my head would explode if the words "Hillary Clinton would make a good President" ever came out of my mouth. I'll pay cien before that happens.

Sounds like the same "act" many guys have to put on to get laid at some of our more liberal colleges, but enough politics. Euro Tree Hugger hippie dippy chicks with Euro teeth, hairy legs and arm pits!? I'd rather pay for pu*sy

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Hey Admin,

Why is discussing Rush Limbaugh off topic and the above rants are okay? Can't we escape this crap even here?

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Hey Rush,

As a fellow Jew all I have to say is the following.... Say no to euro trash hairy legs and armpits, say no to saving the frog... I hit about a hundred of them driving down the road today to get home from work (the bred a few weeks ago the phuckers) and say yes to p4p. No attachments, everything is upfront, no need to feel like you owe them something afterwards, it is what it is and it is a beautifull thing. A nice clean, no hair, you pay me and I will drain your balls dry with a smile on my face is just my kind of girl. If I wanted hairy women I would have stayed in Israel. Those freakin euro women come over to Tel Aviv all the time, wear bikini they shouldnt and then bad mouth us over our politics (oops almost started a rant there, whooo quick thinking )

So please update us on the labor day, please go for p4p and stay away from french chicks.... they are just another gringa

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I dig his honesty. Looking forward to your report.

Personally I don't mind sexo with tree hugging pussies with hairy arm pits, but I just can't get pass their freeking heavy BO.

No me gusta zorro.

Glad someone else pointed this out, I have noticed this all too frequently. Admin does a good job and I think balances opennesses and tollerance with some basic guidlines, it really is not his fault. It does seem that there is a culture on the board were it is ok to trash the left, but God help you if you say anything negative about anyone centerist/right- then you are being "political"..

Ok, and so since you went there, perhaps the reason you cannot imagine a rational, sane women as President is due to 7 years of the most irrational, failed Presidency in the history of the country?

Ok admin, I know that I went too far here, but if you delete this post, please delete the above political posts as well..fair enough?

With respect...

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Lou Reed

Medical statement here, not political... God help me if I get burned by you guys for what I am about to say, I can feel it coming.

I dont care if its Hillary or Condoliza (???SP) Rice... No creature that has her hormones fluctuate on a reguler damn basis should be in charge of a whole stinkiing country. Golda Meyer was a great prime minister, but even she made some royal mistakes because she thought like a woman / a mother and not a cold blooded killer that we needed back then.

As for our current dumb president, at least he did something about this stupid d*mn terrorists. Remind me again Psych, what did Clinton do about the first bombing of the twin towers???

Lastly, especially to Psychman. YOu need to understand that I am a Israeli. So I actually enjoy talking politics, I am honest about them and hope people feel comfortable with my honesty. I do not mean to offend you, just pointing out my thoughts. I believe each person is entitled to their opinion and most importantly they dont have to agree with mine, even if I am right most of the time

Hey Admin 1 dont get to much on our case on this one, if anything just delete my dumb post.

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I used to really dislike the left, but now I'm really happy they exist.

We, as a nation, have a few years of the dems and then a few years of the repubs and they do and undo what each other implements over time so although in the short term we might be loopsided one way or the other over time we maintain the middle ground.

I wouldn't want 50 years of dem rule or 50 years of repub rule. Whatever side you are on, people should realize that we need the other side to maintain the balance over time.

So chill out people... be happy... we have a fine nation.. focus on the overall long term... not the short term.... don't let it get to you... your side's turn will eventually come.

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No political statements here (biting my tongue), but isn't Maria Sharapova (the tennis star) a Euro-gringa. Anyone here who would not honestly lay out cien for one hour with this girl/woman ?

Tree hugging viejo gringo that loves Russian, Asian, Israeli, German, Scandanavian, Latino chicas. Did I leave anyone out ?

El Lamero

p.s. Send me a PM regarding global warming in 2106 if you are still above water.

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eeh i think she shaves very important factor me no like hairy legs. yeah i would pay cien for her hehehe

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