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WOW someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!!!

I can feel your pain my brother, my ex wife is a phucking terror. My new wife (Colombiana) total nonpro as in never a "working girl". Got mad when I sent her some money to pay for some car repairs. We are waiting for the visa appointment in August to get her and her son up here. She owns her own store in a mall in caracas and she felt it was a degrading thing for me to do by sending her money. I just told her, we are married now, so I paid for a repair on our car. She was cool with that. There are some great latin women out there, just have to look or in my case get lucky and she just appeared before me

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Sparky
Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

Oh no.... Spark-C
I did not get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, I just had a reflection of both sides of the coin.. On one side, I have a Dom. Spratt who at no time ever said that she was not a 100% pro, and I like it!!!

But then there is the other side... There I have a two Tons of Fun that likes to make my life miserable... But only when she does not receive $$$$ or as she likes to put it....All legal financial obligations...sic....

Talk about thinking with the little head.. Good God man......

Here is the way I see it...

On one side, my Spratt tells me all about her work-night and how she is trying to make things work.... Even though, I have heard the grumbling about the Cheap Gringos who do not want to pay her set price (uno cien) and if they do pay her the Cein.. They want a "toda la noche"

And on the other I have MOTHER THERESA ...AKA my EX ...or should I say Mrs. NO-SEX...

So you tell me. Why should I stay here and get phucked by her and the courts...

Wait...maybe I should try something new... I choose something new... By the way the last time I decided to not pay my support I got a free plane ride home from Minn. in leg shackles, not the bracelets that I had in mind..


I told the guard, No Silver. Only gold bracelets... He did not see the humor…

Ig... PS: Tendré un doble

Igualmente,
I hope you told your ex that all that BS was cutting into your mongering funds!!!!

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Sparky
Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

hmmmmmmm, sounds suspiciously like she is dealing with the infamous CRT gang

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Sparky
Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
CRT..WHO.. :shock::shock:
Hey, I love it...You are so right.. I have laid there in her bed, and having to listen to her shit about $$$$$$

And all I can think about is ..Should I go and post my experience that I had with her tonight... Let me see how the Post should start...YMMV....
OR
IMHO.... sex is better with a Pro
...Ig

Why to get married at all? The best time I ever had was when I was single!
By the way Dogman, I agree with you 100%!

Which reminds me of gay marriage. Other than being covered by your partner's health insurance, why does ANYBODY want to get married? I guess gays want to suffer too.

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"The only normal people are those you don't know very well." Joe Ancis

I agree with stringing them along also, turn play is best.

Always keep in control.

remember a hot innocent Colombiana in Colombia may turn into a raving bitchy drama queen, running up your credit card bills, while your in the office, after you bring here to Los Angeles or Miami for example. She will also have to get home in time to watch the soaps on univision. meanwhile you will be busting your ass, supporting her and her extended family and her long lost relatives in Cali or Medellin. No thanks.

I suppose there are exceptions to the rule, as posted above by soarkchaser.

sparkchaser your lucky... good for you...

I always have many wives in cartagena, I just leave them in cartagena when I come home. Chicas are like roses, they last while they last

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" Lo Siento pero mi no pagar cien dolares por medio hora de malo sexo, preguntar del gordo hombre con la camisa Miami Hurricanes, El Pagar Dos cientos dolares Y llegar addicional dinero para taxi.

I have to agree with these last posts, DO NOT LOSE CONTROL...
Oh how True...

Quote:

I always have many wives in cartagena, I just leave them in cartagena when I come home. Chicas are like roses, they last while they last

Spoken Like a True Monger...

Ig...

PS: I'm not Married to the Dominica Spratt.. I’m just Fishing !!!

Just a question can anybody tell me the upside of marriage for us guys. I sure can see the downside. Legal contracts and Life decisions are about Upside vs. Downside. Can you guys articulate any upside at all?......NO DIDNT think so. The institution of marriage was built for them, not us.

I am a married man. No, she hasn't screwed me since 1906, it seems...

OTOH...

When I was sick, she cared for me. When I awoke this morning, a hot pot of good coffee was waiting. She brings 70% of the income into this house. She cried with me over family problems. She cuddled me last night as I fell asleep.

For us, the secret to marital survival has been to acknowledge that we're not good for each other sexually but are very good for each other in other areas of life. YMMV (Your marriage may vary).

Other upsides for me include the trust and closeness between us. We're both blind, so we know how to best help each other survive. I dearly love Mrs. Ciego... and one reason is that she and I understand my sexual desires, and she doesn't stand in my way, even though she herself has little/no interest in sex.

She has more eyesight than I. When donations to the GECLICR Fund started coming in, she of course opened the mail. She asked for and received an explanation... "Well dear, Mucho Gusto thought it would be a good idea to get the blind guy to C.R. to get laid..." I told her that a number of guys had promised MP sessions. Her reply: "How many of those 'massages' are blowjobs, and how many are handjobs?"


Congratulate me boys. I'll celebrate my 18th anniversary three days before coming to The Land O' Ho's.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Why get married?

I had a similar conversation with my mother just this past Sunday. She's almost 79 and has been battling cancer for 10 years but she's pretty hip.

She said for the 10th time, "Why do you have to get married? Why don't you just live with them?"
I replied for the 10th time, "The only way to get them here is to marry them."

Of course she always comes back with, "Can't you find a woman here?"
This is where I respond, "Mom, have you ever dated an American woman?"

Of course she replies, "No".
And thus we once again reach the crux of the problem.

I have 2 concerns about getting married again:
1. What if I bring one here and she wants to stay when I want to retire in Latin America?
2. I'm too close to retirement to go through another divorce.

Am I doomed to travel for the next 9 years or do I take ANOTHER chance and bring some sweet Tica or Nica or Panamanian or Colombiana home?
Decisions, decisions.

Whitling, wait it out till retirement. She could get half of your pension if things do not work out. Thats alot of downside since your retirement pension is for supporting you the rest of your life. If you really have to and its possible at all... take an early retirement and move down there to see how things work out.

El Ciego if you are serious about that post,
thats good for your platonic relationship, not all wives are that open.
I have a very hard time believing yours is that open but if that is all true then its working for you, you found one in a million.... looks like you are just having a good laugh and the last laugh though. Point of the question is what is the upside of the legal contract, in your case, you could have your platonic relationship without the contract.