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YO Dress Dudes:

Hell, let's make it 120 or 121 posts....not much to do here in the Pits of Jax after dark especially when the homeless bed down in the city dump next door.

I checked on my reservation for Labor Day at the Pres and yes, as usual , they have me scheduled again for the excess baggage and storage room. Talk about no vacancies that far ahead. Or.....maybe that's where they want old Circus to be in order to avoid my walking the hallways at night with my ear pressed to the doors of suites listening for grunts and moans of sexual pleasure not afforded my miserable ass.

Geezzz, I hope that Paco or L-Heat will be kind enough to let me station myself outside their doors for awhile as they pound their prey. I usually slide a few colones under the door as a thank you.....beats paying cien at the DR. I just hope that the chicas don't step on the goo on the floor and flip on their butts. Maybe I should just stay in my room.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Circus wrote:

"Or.....maybe that's where they want old Circus to be in order to avoid my walking the hallways at night with my ear pressed
to the doors of suites listening for grunts and moans of sexual pleasure not afforded my miserable ass."

An unfortunate turn of phrase, no?

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Zippy wrote:


On one of my last couple of trips (I think Memorial weekend but they are starting to blur together) I saw the HDR dress code enforced. A stunning spinner in a very hot outfit was being paraded around by her gringo date through the gauntlet and back. A security guard by the side door took her aside for a minute and then she and the gringo left. Apparently her outfit was too revealing even for the Blue Marlin. Her ass cheeks were hanging about an inch below her skirt.

If they start having a dress code at the HDR (BM) then life as we know it in the gulch has come to a screeching halt.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Sorry Circus, I won't be gracing you with my presence this Labor Day, so the Prez is all yours. I would of offered you my room that I cancelled but I think Senordos scraped it up, so I guess your going to still be in the storage room with Pacos bag of used condoms and KY to keep you company. If you still want to give me a few colones let me know and I will give you my forwarding address.