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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:43 pm 
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on the same topic, which hand do you wipe your bum with?..

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on the same topic, which hand to you wipe your bum with?..

If there's no paper in the stall, I'll use a dollar.
If I don't have a dollar on me, I'll just use 4 quarters !!!!!!!! :P :shock: :lol:

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YO Lolligagger:
I personally think you are full of bull shit as to your claim to shit in the sink and etc. First of all you probably don't have the nerve and if you did.....you are quite disrespectful to other patrons including many CRT members who frequent that establishment. Too bad that you learned this hyieine at home.....your family must be really proud of you. What you really suffer from is blatant stupidity and inmaturity. Please let us know when you are going to be in SJ again so we might avoid your presence. Hopefully you won't show up for any of our gatherings. As I stated previously, your story is probably bogus but one never knows for sure.

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Lolligagger wrote:
I had just lost a lot of money at the Colonial ... so for revenge I shit in one of there sinks.I also shot a load all over the soap dispenser at the
HDR. I suffer from pme....enjoy.


What's PME?

Man, I hope that you're not serious. If I ever catch anyone crapping in the sink in a public restroom, I'll treat him like a new puppy...and rub his disrespectful nose in his feces. :evil: I might do the same thing with his nose, soap dispenser and ejaculate... :mad:

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guys, guys, guys, let's get back to the 'elevated' subject matter.

besides, I think ol' Lolli was just attempting some bathroom humor.

lord knows, some (all?) of my stuff is lame enough. :lol:


ps. PME = Positive Methane Emission ? (Silent but Deadly) :o

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I think pme might be "post mongering envy" ...... WTF would make anyone want to waste a load on the soap dispenser in the throne room of the porcelian god @ hdr? For $50 or so you could bounce it off some babes brow in a more intimate setting.

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oops... I was wrong about the pme.... found this from lolligagger:
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My name is Lolligagger, and I'm a premature ejaculator. I have done
Everything from thinking about sports teams starting lineups to
trying to name all the states capitols while banging away.I hear they
even have a condom that will make you go longer. My question is,
when I shoot all over a girls hand while she inserts the condom, should
I ask for a full refund?a partial refund?accept my losses and move on.
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Worst banjo:
Any of the bars in/near El Pueblo after 1am

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Public restroom in the INS/Museo de Jade building,
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Cafe Mundo

So Lolli which is worse? E.D. or P.M.E?


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"Best public restroom is in the INS Building.".......Can't imagine why. :wink:

Actually, I've just thought of another "near perfect" public restroom....at the Visitors Center at the POAS VOLCANO......ultra modern and spotlessly clean. :shock: Almost as much an attraction as the volcano. :lol:

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Add the restrooms at La Paz park visitors' center. Immaculate, and really cool use of stone (lava?) for faucet handles, etc.
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Ok, here's a new one for ya: The Cigar Bar restroom at the White House in the hills above Escazu. As far as I know, Its the ONLY mensroom in Costa Rica where you piss on ICE!
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you gotta` remember the Tropical Casino( where you were the king of the cherry masters) at the Hotel Morazon...When they first opened, they kept the urinals filled with ice cubes...I haven`t been there in a long time and don`t know if they still do it.

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I can't see too many bathrooms being worse than the Beatle Bar. Used to almost throw up everytime in there.


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Think about the trough at the old Park Hotel...pretty nasty

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