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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2 Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch theWeather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# K*ds next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12 You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.(taco bell??? no, that would be white castle!!!)
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps
17 Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18 Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."(i.e, boones farm apple ring a bell??)
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going todrink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one.

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The Boss of All Bosses!!! Hey I'm a drunk alcoholics go to meetings!

How do you know
Your youth is all spent...?
Your "get up and go"
Has got up and went.
In spite of it all, you're able to grin
When you think of the places your get-up has been.

Great list! Thanks for the laugh!

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.