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ITALIAN MOTHER

Mrs. Botchagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, Mama can't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email:

Dearest Mama,
I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it, I'm just saying that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Anthony

Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Mama:

Figlio mio,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama

MORAL: Never lie to your Mother

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Respectfully,

Muff

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Sounds allot like my Nana Muff.


X

My Nana was a smart Lady who would pinch the head off of a nickle. She could feed a family of 8 on a buck seventy five. I could always tell when we were getting company at her house the red sauce was always watered down.


Xman

X

It always seems to be the case. Nanas have forever been an unforgetable presence in our lives.
Mine was the best friend and parent I had.


Muff

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Muff

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Ditto Muff !!!!
MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Your right Muff I see it now. Especially in the relationship betweem my son and my Dad. I almost can't wait for grand K*ds of my own. I might have to hang up my mongering ways then. Can you imagine the stories I could tell my grandson.

Once when Papa was in CR and I was in negosiating with my 51st chica of the trip I had her talked down to $40.00 buck for CIM and a salad toss. Don't think that would go over with the little fellas Gringa mommy.


Xman

X

That is if he marries a gringa.... you can always take him to CR when he is old enough...
I go to nudie and topless joints with my son and we have a great time.
But... by no means am I suggesting you do the same.
My son and I have a unique relationship...

Took another benadryl... going to bed!
Talk tomorrow.


Muff

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Muff

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Muff,

I paln on taking my son to his first strip club this summer. He turns 18 and can be admitted. We have that kind of relationship as well. We only have a few things in common though.


X

You mean he can't bang 57 women in 10 days?

Ouch!!!

That sounds like Heinz's 57 varieties...

Muff

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Respectfully,

Muff

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