After a long, hard day and looking forward to my next trip south, I am absolutely thrilled to come home and see your exciting fun filled trip report after your first 5 nights in paradise on ph**king Taco Bell Latinoheat.
I see you also complaining about the 100 colone price increase on drinks at the BM just like last year. What else do you do down there besides bitch about a few colones and thrill us with your reviews the crappy fast food places? You might just be more worthless in SJO than you are back here, it's doubtful anyone goes to SJO looking forward to Taco Bell and Burger King besides you. There you are in chicaland surrounded by hot prospects and you're mind is in Taco Bell. We like the other tacos. Any chance you might fill us in on some other, more important observations like, hmm, I don't know, maybe, the
P U S S Y scene? Are you even getting any action? Been to room 10 at ZB yet? Try eating the taco in there.

Go do a taco threesome and report back with something worth reading.
Your friend,
Paco