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 Post subject: BLOW JOB en Español.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:58 pm 
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OK, I had to beg (not the first time) to get her to do it but she did a cursory translation. It wasn't the subject matter that caused her reluctance, it was the length.
"It's too long and a lot of it says the same thing."

She edited it and cut out the original #7 as not necessary and didn't make sense to her. I suppose it's similar to getting a blowjob, something is better than nothing.

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Dando la Mejor Mamada!

Una de las formas mas sexys para demostrarle a un hombre placer es adorarle su Pene. Yo creo que el Pene representa un 80% de el ego de un hombre. Si quieres que tu hombre se sienta en la gloria, tienes que ADORARLE su Pene.

Una de las mejores formas para hacerlo es chuparlo por el. Y yo no estoy diciendo lamerlo, estoy diciendo meterlo a la boca hasta la garganta.

Primero que todo el hombre va a saber si te gusta hacerlo o no, depende de la forma que lo hagas. Si no te gusta hacerlo el lo va a saber porque el entusiasmo no va a estar alli. Se apasionada cuando lo estas haciendo. Y esto lo va a poner caliente, hasta el punto de decir "Tuve el mejor blowjob hoy", y lo va a recordar por mucho tiempo.

Unos consejitos para hacerle el amor al pene:

1. Agarra el pene y chupaselo bien fuerte. Deja que el te diga si lo estas haciendo muy duro. No te asustes que tu no le vas a hacer daño.

2. Has sonidos como "hummmm" o suspira fuerte cuando tu le estes cogiendo el pene. El se va a sentir como si fuera un bombom al que tu estas chupando. El va a estar pensando "Ahy ella ama mi pene" y eso lo va a poner muy excitado. Recuerda que tu estas chupandole su EGO.

3. Mojaselo. A la mayoria de hombres les gusta sentirse mojados por tu saliva.

4. Tocale sus huevos, pero hazlo delicadamente. Cuando se razuran los huevos se siente tan sexy tocarselos y mamarselos.

5. Crea una buena subsion sacandolo y metiendolo en tu boca. Los hombres con circunsicion (Es mas comun en America que en otra parte del mundo) son mas sensitivos en la cabeza del pene, especialmente en la parte donde el pene hace union con la cabeza, en esa parte de abajo donde se ve como una rayita es donde ellos tienen mas sensibilidad y puede ser muy doloroso si se les hace muy fuerte. Chupaselo lamaselo, chupaselo lamaselo, y vas a tener increibles resultados.

6. Dejalo que te mire cuando tu le estas chupandole su pene. Si tu estas en medio de sus piernas acostada en la cama, o si el esta parado, el te esta viendo intensionalmente. Usa una mano para tocarle su estomago, sus huevos, acarisiandole sus piernas, o sus pechos, y con la otra tocale su pene.

Si el hombre te quita la mano de su pene, es indicacion de que lo estas acarisiandolo muy fuerte, o que ya quiere que le beses su pene.

7. Chupale sus huevos, los hombres por lo regular no reciben mucha atencion para sus huevos, porque las mujeres piensan que los van a lastimar tocandoselos. Pero si tu se los chupas y lames con cuidado uno por uno a el le va a gustar mucho que va a querer que se lo hagas siempre. Mientras estas alli, tambien puedes mover tu lengua hacia el ano. Esta es una area muy sensitiva y de seguro que vas a llamar su atencion. Si tu eres bien aventurada y los haces de seguro que nunca te va olvidar.

8. No te olvides de usar tu lengua al rededor de su cabeza y puedes tambien meterle tu lengua en el hueguito, eso lo va a poner muy excitado.

9. Recientemente descubri que los hombre que no tienen la circunsicion son mas sensitivos cuando tu le besas su pene chupandole toda la piel. Tu debes preguntarle al hombre que es lo que el prefiere, si dejarle su pene expuesto o cubrirselo con su piel. No olvides chuparselo haciendo presion, a veces puedes hacerlo con los dientes pero con mucho cuidado.

10. Y lo ultimo pero no menos importante es, tragarselo. Les he preguntado a los hombres que prefieren. Una mujer que se les trague su semen o ellos quitandose antes de venirse en medio de sus senos sus nalgas o en cualquier parte. Muchos dijeron que se sentian super bien viniendose en medio de sus senos, nalgas, cara o estomago. Y se siente muy especial cuando el hombre despues de venirse se para y va por una toalla caliente y te limpia con amor.

Despues de que el se venga en tu boca, saca el pene suavemente y dejaselo tranquilo.

Ahora tu estas equipada de conocimiento para darle placer a tu pareja. Escucha sus sonidos y date cuenta que lo hace feliz. Si quieres hacer venir a tu hombre, solamente recuerda estas cinco cosas: Pasiencia mas pasion con presion buena con variedad de movimientos mas tragarse su semen, va a hacer que tu hombre te diga que tu das las mejores mamadas.


Last edited by Witling on Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:15 pm, edited 3 times in total.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:34 pm 
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mamar = blowjob

conjugation

yo mamo
tu mamas
el/ella mama
usted mama(castillian)
nostros mamamos
ellos/ellas maman

The ticas will understand the translation even though they are a very grammatical mistakes but nothing major.

Instead of giving that information for free to the pros, why dont we just start a class called whoring 101. We can charge $100 a class which will be for 5 2 hour classes. We will teach them basic english, how to give bj, how to talk dirty, the kama sutra, gringos the right way, we will even give them an internet package with different form letters on how to get money from your gringo bf. Of course, we will have to be the testing dummies for them but it will make for more efficient pros.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:39 pm 
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Most of the chicas I know refer to a blowjob as sexo oral. (o-RAL)

I recently asked my new favorita Super K how she learned to be SOOOO good at sex. She hesitated and then said....she taught herself! Yea right....and I have some swamp land near Alejuela to sell ya.

I do think that Witling's translation should be given a STICKY at the top of the page. (No...not THAT kind of sticky!)

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:40 pm 
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Witling wrote:
OK, I had to beg (not the first time) to get her to do it but she did a cursory translation. It wasn't the subject matter that caused her reluctance, it was the length.


I’m thinking… :idea: Can I get this all on my Next Custom T- Shirts…?? :twisted:

Wit I have always enjoyed your post and unlike mine they provide a service and offer entertainment to all. And a Big Thanks to your esposa for the translation efforts.

You heading South in December or January ...??

JB :twisted:


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:43 pm 
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hey astroglide, mama me

LOL, just kidding but that's because if she tells a gringo "quieres que voy a mamar ti?" How many gringos are gonna understand that? "sexo oral" and "oral sex" are words that gringos with limited spanish will understand. Especially since they dont teach you that when you go to your spanish class

Oh, here is another spanish lesson for you guys interested in learning spanish.

culiar= Phuck

yo culio
tu culios
el/ella culias
usted culia
nostros culiamos
ellos/ellas culian


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:37 pm 
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Kotigre:

Yo Mama!

Just kidding. Thanks for the explanation. I did not mean to challenge you, just telling you what the chicas tell me. But I understand what you mean. When my last chica starting screaming "Phuck me, Phuck me" I was glad she said it in ingles. For some reason, "culio me, culio me" just does not have the same ring to it!

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Yes, she might have made a few grammatical errors. She read, edited, translated and typed this in about an hour. Plus she wasn't too pleased that I nagged her to sit down and do it.

Of course after reading "they are a very grammatical mistakes" I guess we can conclude that we all make mistakes.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:55 pm 
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dont worry Astro, I knew you werent challenging me. I cant believe I missed you last time u were in town. The other members that I know that know you speak well of you. Plus, everytime I go to the DR with other members, I always ask them to point out Crystal but so far no luck in seeing her. speaking of the DR, I get off work in 10 minutes, maybe I'll stop by the DR for a drink. I'll buy a drink for one of the girls for you since you cant be here tonight to do it yourself.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:56 pm 
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LOL, I nevr maiq gramatical erors. I just no proufreid


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what I can't believe is t hat she actually agreed to do it


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:58 am 
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Wit - I hope your wife forgives me for jokingly suggesting someone translate this piece, even if you're in the crapper. She can take it out of my paypal translation budget - my treat to the board, and she should be paid. I won't take no for an answer.

I know it's tough asking her to serve a bunch of sex fiends, although not as tough as it is for her to do the work!

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My translator (Mrs. Witling) took the grammar comments personally so she went back and updated the text.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:21 pm 
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Oh no, I feel really bad about mentioning it now. Especially since my grammar in Spanish is not that great. Tell her I wasn't trying to be critical just something I had mentioned in passing. I'll take you 2 out for dinner to make up for it. I'll bring my gf along to make things easier(dont worry, she is not a pro and is a tica). Just PM and we can set something up.


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I can attest to Kotigre's bad grammar. Only problem is, mine is worse. Have him take you to Tin Jo and try the gallo pinto :)

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Kotigre,
No sweat.
She has a teaching degree and takes pride in her grammar. She "blew" through the original translation so fast she made a few mistakes.

As for dinner, we'll take you up on it when our paths cross someday.
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