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Well, Circus The Younger just contacted me. He said he went over to his Old Man´s house for his obligatory monthly visit, but Circus wasn´t there. Only Shitass, his cat, with barely any food or water left in his bowl. He did find a note in Circus´somewhat gnarley and erractic handwriting that said he needed a vacation. It was a rambling note dealing with having to check up up his chain of carton motels, past loves, safety razors, milk and vodka products, and pole dancing opportunites...typical Circus ramblings. It´s wasn´t clear from the note where he went, but there may be some sightings in or around San Jose. Not many other countries allow him entry anymore. Just be warned. Please write to Circus The Younger directly if you have any information.

From all I've observed of Circus the Youngers attitude towards dad...I would think hes happy with the disappearing act. Just in case, I'm going to keep an eye around Panama for him also. When he gets in these moods, his ramblings are unpredictable.

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All that a man achieves and all that he fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts...

YO Papi and Tman...you americana outlaw deportees:

I'll have you know that old Circus finally made it to CR. It wasn't pretty by any means. Have been wondering around th gulch aimlessly since late Friday with tin cup in hand trying to get enough colones to eat and keep me in vodka.

I did a duo with the Tuba man and also two street musicians on Central but wound up with only about 140 colones after paying for half of a Col. Sanders 2 piece dinner. Things are rough among the street venders....about all of them say there are few buyers. Two of the crippled fellows that have begged for several years on Central finally gave up and learned to walk again. Carlos, the blind dude on calle seis and Avenida uno quit begging also and a miracle happened....his sight returned. Hey, Ciego my amigo, I'm trying to find Carlos again to see if there is anything to that. Word on the street has it that he quit sex all together and that may have been the remedy. If that's true, there may be less hope for you....you slut.

On the bright side....a few of the CRT guys have felt downright sorry for me and have bought me a few shots of vodka. A couple of other CRTers bought me some shots but only after I polished their shoes. V-Bob bought me a coke and told me about his conquests the last several nights......I got so depressed I had to walk into the ladies room at the DR and cry on a tranny's shoulder.....okay, so he fondled me and but he started crying when he found out that I was handicap.....with a 2" pecker. Yea, I'm just pitiful.

My cardboard suites are in despair. Not a one sits up anymore....they are all flat from the downgrade in guests. Times are bad here. I've hit on about 7 or 8 chicas but with no luck. No freebies in this place. The Presidente did have space in the baggage room for me last night. Still a class hotel but with no dinero it's tough on old Circus.

As for my piss ass son. The bastard (don't tell his mom} had better not show his face around me this trip.....I'lll slap him silly. And no, I did not leave my cat, Shitass, with not food. I left left her a whole container of Deli-Cat food.....Okay, so I forgot to leave it open after pouring one dish.......life's a bitch feline. I did leave the toilet lid up so she won't die of thurst......cannot remember if I flushed it though.

I've got to go. Some gringa bitch wants to use the computer. Hey baby, want to have some fun and also some prime time Circus luving? OUCH, DAMN! Out of here guys. I've got to hit the men's room and wash the blood off my nose and mouth. Things are bound to get better today.....Please.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Yo Circus

Sorry, I just missed you. I can always spare a few colones and leftovers if you are in need.
Do ya like oranges and tangerines? Got plenty of 'em to spare!

Circus you be nice to those Trannies. They are people too.

I will be down thursday the 8th. And hope to see you. You won't have to shine my shoes either.

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