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If you all didn't know it our friend Orange is going to have surgery for a hernia tomorrow. It is a simple surgery that will put back in the proverbial saddle soon.

So with my 151 post I want to wish Good Luck to my friend! You will be fine.

Yippy Kiay MFer
Xman

Hey Orange, had 3 of those-nothing to it just hope they didn't talk you into that BS laproscopic method...

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Living well is the best revenge
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Best of luck on the surgery!!!!

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On speaking about what a chica said.... "All I can do is repeat what I was told."

Oh yea, no sex for 6 weeks buddy! You might hurt yourself

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Living well is the best revenge
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Naranja,
- It's gonna hurt like hell!
- There's gonna be a lot of blood!
- You won't be able to ph*ck for at least 2 years!
- Your juevos are gonna swell up like honeydew melons!
- They're gonna have to shave you bald!
- You're gonna lose 17.4% of the sensation in your little head!
- They're gonna have to (finally) circumsize you while they're at it!
- After the surgery, you're going to have veracose veins in your pecker!
- They're going to use monofiliament fishing line for the stitches!
- The scar will go from your 'nads to your nipples!
- Prior to the hernia surgery, it is standard procedure for them to do a Colonoscopy first!
- Depending on how bad your hernia is, they might have to give you 3 suppositories, and a barrium enema!
- The fatality rate of this type of surgery is 4.6%!
- Due to the nature of your injury caused by your wreckless mongering activities, your insurance co-pay will only cover 20% of the cost of the surgery.

But the good news is...........
I saved a boatload of money on my insurance by calling GEICO!

Orange,
All kidding aside, I consider you a true friend, and I'm glad you're having the surgery, and not me!
Buena Suerte Mi Naranja Amigo!
Mikey-B

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

What is your objection to laproscopic surgery Paco?

I had laproscopic surgery, for a different procedure, and it reduced pain level enormously and shortened both my hospital stay and recovery time by half over the traditional slice open the abdomen method.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Yo orange Mikey-B is right...I couldn't phuck for at least 3 years..........what a dry spell! I had the same surgery when I was six!


Good luck my brother!

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"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

Juicer,

You screwed around and strained your milk
And now you've got a painful lump
Your surgeon works as smooth as silk
And soon you'll be back on the hump!

Hint: Hot times with young nurses often start with an enema, and end with romance! Buck up, li'l soldier...you'll come through this just fine.

Salud!

P.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

ID, Orange asked me the same thing & I PM'd him my experience with my 3 surgeries, the Lap. didn't hold for me and had to have another surgery a year later, the Doc. said we could try Lap. again or just cut me open (2" scar) and get in there with the mesh and fix it for good, which we did. Then a couple years later I got one on the other side and my new Dr. suggested Lap. I said hell no, cut me open put the mesh in and be done with it, he agreed that was best.
I'm no Dr. and surely the technology has improved and number of recurrences is smaller than it was a few years ago. Didn't mean to scare anyone...

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Orange,

Good luck and I hope you picked a good gynecologist.

RHM

PacoLoco wrote:



I don't think you scared anyone I was just interested in your reasoning since I had such good luck with the laproscopic procedure. Admittedly it was for a much different procedure and if not done laproscopically would have entailed major abdominal surgery. I also was fortunate to have the former head of the gastroenterology section of the Univ. of Miami School of Medicine (GO CANES!) as my surgeon. Interestingly he lectures on laproscopic procedure in CR to CR surgeons at I believe both Clinica Biblica and Hospital CIMA.

Whatever procedure your surgeon chooses good luck Orange and a quick recovery.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Orange best of luck & don't forget to tell Doc that you need some extra bondo put in this area as you are a busy guy that tends to put more stress on this area than most!

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"Run silent, run deep"
Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!

Hey Old man, join the crowd, you will be back up and around in no time.

Good luck mi amigo

See you in Paradise soon

CG

Good Luck Amigo.

Hey see if the doc can relocate some muscles so that you can get better use out of them.

Orange,

Good luck and good recovering. Look forward to seeing you running again.

Have a Great Day,

Dave