What a long ass thread... Just finally got around to reading it.
This reminded me of a poem that my buddy Pan T. Dropper posted long ago:
Pan T Dropper wrote:
I hope you enjoy the tale of dumb monger which I am dedicating to one of my former Rio wingman. It is titled "Seriously"
Seriously
You think you are good looking like Brad Pitt,
but you’re really just an ugly, dorky twit.
You think you make all the girls’ cumm,
but you my friend are just really dumb.
You think they love you because you are old,
but they cover their nose cause your dick smells like mold.
You think they like guys that are younger,
but to them you are just another stupid monger.
You think she is a part timer and really fine,
but she has had more pricks in her then a porcupine.
You think you send her money because she is sick,
but her mouth is just sore from sucking so much dick.
You think her labia is swollen from your expert stimulation,
but it is caused by the 5 other guys’ constant penetration.
You think you are her first lay of the day,
but she did her boyfriend this morning and he is gay.
You think diseases are rare and you are immune,
but think again because that is some nasty poon.
You think she is only doing "sin condom" with you,
but be careful or your dick will turn blue.
Wake up! Don’t you think any more,
This isn’t your wife, this is a Whore.
Ruffnutz