www.CostaRicaTicas.com

"If you give me $2,000 to start a business I will not have to be a PUTA anymore."

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

Okay, it was on Cebu, but what the heck, it should still qualify: She said: "I want more mother's milk of dick." Too bad I was out.

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Cigar smoking doesn’t reduce us, it elevates us; It makes us more content to be alone, or it helps us to enjoy our companions. It encourages us to dwell on the simple moments and celebrate the sublime.
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Hung like Einstein and smart as a mule.
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You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

At the BM during the day.... "I no work here. I am secretaria" Then I asked her friends (in front of her) if it was true. They laughed and said "Si, secretaria de sexo. Y soy Presedente de sexo y ella alli es teacher de sexo" We all were friggin' cracking up!

Another good one... on a trip in a taxi to Manuel Antonio. My chica told me she wanted to watch my buddy blow me on the way there. She is a little diabla. I was like "that is the most hillarious request that I've ever heard from a chica." Sorry, but no thanks!

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http://TipsCostaRica.com for pratical advice on living in Costa Rica.
In order to write about life, first you must live it! - E. Hemingway.

I was at a place called the Huddle House in Tampa back when I was 16 with my Uncle. The place was all working girls. We sat down and a couple came over to talk to us. We started talking and they immediatly went into how much it would cost my uncle said we can't afford that and one of the girls reached down and grabbed me in the crotch and said feels like he can afford it!

Xman

Another one that made beer go up my nose came from a nica stripper. She had been grinding on my lap for a few hours, we had sex, took pics, and she got paid. She wanted to go out with me to a club later that week. I asked her if she ever goes to Key Largo. With my $ still in her hand, she looked me right in the eye and said , " Nooooo! Me no prostitute.... Me ballerina!"

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"With foxes, we must play the fox." ~ Thomas Fuller

Good one,
shame on you for not offering to take a classy ballerina to a classy club!

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

.....Don´t worry Baby, I will be there on time............

PIDD


ps... when she didn´t show up at all...

..... Disculpeme, anoche mi bebe enferma ..........