-------UPDATE-------So I made the call today. I had to call, I was very curious. And we were all wrong. It was not a request for money at all. It was nothing. Actually, it was pretty dumb.
Here's the story. I asked her a while back and she finally sent me a pic last week. She just wanted to tell me that she sent me the wrong pic. Instead of sending me a pic of her, she accidentally sent me a pic of her posing with some gringo in BM. She told me that he's only a "friend" (yeah, just like me
). She asked if I was ok about it. Like I give a shit.
I guess she wanted me to call her so she could tell me "live", not in an email. I was kind of dissapointed. I had so many good comebacks for a money request ready. Thanks fellas. Oh well, I'll hold on to them for future reference.
Then she says that when I arrive in October (I still don't know why the phuck I told her I am coming), she will be my only "girlfriend"
I wanted to ask her if she was doing drugs, but I didn't know how to say it in Spanish.
Toma drogas? Usa usted la cocaina? Fuma usted marijuana? Esta en crack? Usa usted metadrina?
Maybe she's not a really a working chica. Maybe's she's a regular girl. Hahahahahaha.
And monkeys will fly out of my ass...
Oh, here's another pretty funny thing. When I called today and ask for her, she answered. Then she starts speaking English. WTF, she knew like 3 words in June. Either she's really quick learner or I'm a fool. Damn, I'm thinking back to all the crap I said about her to my buddy right in front of her.
OOPS IS RIGHT! But I actually had a feeling she understood more than she let on by the reactions I was getting, so I actually was pretty careful about what I said in front of her. But I didn't know she spoke so well.
A common misconception is that few of these girls speak English. While it may be true that they are embarrassed, timid or reluctant to try to speak English, I suspect that they understand/comprehend far more than they speak aloud. Remember, even with Spanish-language channels from North America and elsewhere, they're still exposed to a tremendous amount of English language music, movies, signs and of course, gringo-babble.
]Now I'm definitely bringing the tobasco[/b]. Or does she actually believ
-Orange
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