Last summer John met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels
in
love with her.
On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and
had a
serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his
lady
friend.
"I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better
say
so
now."
"Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied.
"I'm
a hooker."
"I see," John replied, and was quiet for a moment.
Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your
wrists straight when you hit the ball.
Pax,
Sluthog
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