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A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery. So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.


Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Are you a patient of Dr Bumbutu's?' Yes I am. How did you know?'

He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock'...

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A different kinda hummer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An5a6h7vA00

You can thank Bro Phoenix Rising for this...

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

A Boy’s First Condom

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at
nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of
item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her
name was Nola) knew what they were for.


She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really
embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew
how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me
to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty.
It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod
my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped
her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't
have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,'
and held up my thumb to show her.

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Second Opinion


The doctor said, "Harry, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles".

I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for.
I had no choice but to go under the knife. When I left the hospital, I
was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but I felt like
I was missing an important part of Myself. As I walked down the
street, I realized that I felt like a different person. I could make a
new beginning and live a new life.

I saw a men's clothing store and thought, that's what I need... A new
suit... I entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, "Let's see... Size 44 long."

I laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

I tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As I admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?"

I thought for a moment, and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed me and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

I was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

I tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

I walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How
about some new underwear?"

I thought for a moment, and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see... Size 36.

I laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $800
New shirt - $70
New underwear - $12
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

The problem with Bro PR's joke is you get the 2nd opinion before you pull trigger. O/W not bad.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED