VinceThePrince wrote:
One of the worst moments of my life was due to getting my salad tossed the first (and last) time:
I'd started seeing a gorgeous Filipina who was as we say "fresh off the boat". Sweet, passionate, and blessed with the absolute best pair of big natural tits I've ever seen. The only thing that seemed unnatural about her was her expertise in bed. She gave brain and phucked like she'd been trained in some sort of geisha sex monastery.
One afternoon, near the end of one of her masterful blowjobs, out of nowhere she lifted my balls and started tossing my salad. I was jolted at first by it but didn't know what to say ("Get your tongue out of my ass please"). She senses that I'm not really into it and goes back to blowing me.
Later that day, I realize something: I make out with the girl a lot...and she tongued my ass...chances are pretty damned good then that...my ass is not the first she has licked.
If I'd had a piece of sandpaper handy I'd have scrubbed my tongue with it.
You really over-reacted. After all, you could be sure that she had brushed her teeth and/or gargled many times since the last time she licked ass. I should be so lucky to be with such a babe.