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Xpatriot
PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:36 pm 
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100. You can say "How much" in at least 4 languages.
101. You go to the gym to stay fit for sessions as opposed to health.
102. Viagra is the closest thing to a vitamin tablet you take regularly while traveling.

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103. You really do have a "lost and found" drawer. :oops:

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Xpatriot wrote:
100. You can say "How much" in at least 4 languages.
101. You go to the gym to stay fit for sessions as opposed to health.
102. Viagra is the closest thing to a vitamin tablet you take regularly while traveling.


"102" I've always used just 25mg of sildenafil as a condom capacitor . Yesterday I saw an advertisement on the back of a bus now offering sildenafil in 25mg doses by the brand name Genfar. Coming soon to a pharmacy near you. No more pill cutting.

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103. You own a pill cutter. :lol:
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You "hook up your "best friend" with your first love in CR, and although part of you dosen't want to,........you know it's the right thing to do


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105. You buy a CRT t-shirt and wear it proudly to the gym in the states.

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You "hook up your "best friend" with your first love in CR, and although part of you dosen't want to,........you know it's the right thing to do


106. Not only are you no longer jealous, You like to watch :shock:

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107. You have fallen 100% head over the heals in Love................ with 345 different girls. :|

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108. You develop and nourish your friendships so that if whatever girl is ever no longer around, she was not your entire existence.

And I'll tell you. All my friends that I grew up with (like brothers) are married with families so I kind of lost them but I have met some really solid people in my almost 5 years of being here in CR. "I love you man."

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109. Ucantstayaway from this topic :D
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110. Or if you're GoingSouthSoon :D
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110. Or if you're GoingSouthSoon :D


We got the waters baited for you. I havn't seen this many new girls since 2007

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111. Instead of going and visiting relatives for the holidays, you suggest they all fly in, all 47 of them. :shock:

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112. If you are traveling internationally to visit your family, and you check maps for the nearest sex destination near where they live.

113. You can't wait to bang a chica that 5,000 of your closest friends have already tagged.
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