www.CostaRicaTicas.com

How do you two NOT know each other?

yep that's the max that I will pay in the HDR

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

Not sure exactly who you are referring to but I assume it is me and either Dean or JazzboCR. Dean and I have known each other for a while; Jazzbo and I have met and I am sure he has met Dean... As for KNOWING each other--yes we are brothers with a common interest and we see each other in CR on occasion---They are a couple of great guys in my book!

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

My misunderstanding. I took that to mean living in San Pedro vs. living in one of the ritzier suburbs, not vs. being a tourist. I should have read the context a little deeper.
BTW thanks for the compliment. Believe I stand pale in the shadow of Brothers such as Brother Dean, and so many more of solid accomplishment.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Thanks for the compliment Jazzbo

Sometimes just carrying yourself in a different manner will get you less tried by any chicas lookin' to job ya...



Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Noted for future use...

Spit my drink all over my laptop, you bastage....

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"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3K6UmgJIOw

Sh*t, I like the attention. I don't have to buy them a drink if I don't want to. If they have a bad attitude I just ignore 'em.

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

Direct and honest is the best policy. Just last night a chica and her friend sat next to me. I was waiting on a friend, so I told them they could hang out, chat, and have drinks on me, but that there was ZERO chance I would bang them because I wanted to party with my bro and bang a favorita later. They were cool with that, stuck around, and offered some pretty valuable insight into chica/novio psychology (the chica was clearly crazy for her novio in spite of knowing that relationship was merely a biz relationship plus one). I'll probably bang her my next trip.

If I am not interested, I just politely say so. Of course, "No entiendo" repeated a few times does the trick if you want to launch a particularly aggressive chica.

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One-eyed and peg-legged is how I like 'em, ARRRRR!

This not only will get rid of any Chica, but also may empty the whole bar. Kind of drastic , but I have never been one for half measures

Carry a few mild duds in your pocket for good luck, then when your un-chosen lady does not get the hint and leave, slowly start to make some tight faces and wiggle a little bit, grit your teeth, then relax ( as you were doing this reach into your pocket slowly and get one of the milk duds unseen ) Then reach into you pants and fish around for a second or two, get that hand and arm way in there, bring the hand out slowly and she the lucky princess that is bothering you the prize you found in your underwear . THE POP the prize into your mouth for some chewing and swallowing...yummy yummy
But remember to use the hand with the MILK DUD to reach into you pants or the results for her will be the same, but not for you .

The other takes a little more thought, but you need a small, real small can of green pea soup and a P-39 can opener and a spoon. After she does not take the hint, tell her you will return in a minute ( get her hopes up) go to the rest room and open the can fully and place in you pocket carefully. Return to the bar and engage in some small talk with her, slowly start to act sick, turn 90 degrees to her, bend over and cover you mouth, her side with one hand, like you are protecting her from the spray, bend low to the table of bar and then heave- the more noise at this point the better), while you are doing this, use the other hand to retrieve the can of soup and pour over the table/bar like the soup came out of your mouth. ( hide the can quickly back lap, under the table/bar) Then use lots of tongue to scrape your teeth, reach into you pocket retrieve the spoon and proceed to have lunch by spooning up the soup off the table/bar Yummy yummy

Now does any want to know how to use a thumb to accomplish the same results?

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

Those that don't ask right away if I want company usually ask what hotel I am staying in. When I say 'vivo aqui' that's usually enough. If they start out with 'ju wan company?' I answer 'no gracias, mi amor' and smile. In my experience, only veteran girls with healthy egos will come right up and proposition you. The insecure ones (pretty or otherwise) prefer to avoid rejection. They even avoid eye contact. They also avoid business that way, but you can't have everything.

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"The only normal people are those you don't know very well." Joe Ancis

Have you actually done these things or are they merely urban legends?

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"cuz I'm a back-door man" Jim Morrison-1969

Well, if you're talking actions as well as speech, that opens up a whole new bag of barf--picking your nose and munching the contents of your explorations, picking a scab and chewing that plus licking the wound, scratching your bunghole and giving it a sniff, etc.--all those things young'uns do ought to suffice to horrify.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

I just tell them that I clean toilets at the post office... in the Queen's English
Works everytime
Have also had good results pulling the WSJ out for a glance at whats new