This is by far the funniest and coolest trip report ever...a must read..this dude is a legend in my book...if only i could find a women like his hot columbiana...i ve read this report 3 times and it always puts a big shit eating grin on my face
posted by ajspac
First of all, let me thank all of you for your most excellent advice prior to our 1st trip to dowtown San Jose. This website and CRT discounts have proved invaluable to our experience.
Friday - We arrived at SJO around 5:30, we made our reservation at the Dunn Inn so BKtuna and I were in constant PM communication, he sent his driver to pick us up and 30 min later we checked. Luckily Dunn Inn had a cancellation for the suite so the wife and I got it which was what we wanted. An excellent room, spacious quiet enough and lots of ammenities ( but no drawers to unpack your clothes, wife and I found that odd), we immediately showered changed and headed to BM to go fishing. My wife is young, colombian and HOT, so her speaking excellent spanish and being very friendly and outgoing was a definite plus for a gringo like me. Not long after we arrived we began scoping out the talent, the wife began talking to 3 girls who all knew each other, the Jager bombs began to flow and by the end of the night I had four naked women in the suite, dancing to reggaton and drinking rum. They all took their turns with me and by morning I was nothing more than a drooling twitching mass of flesh.
Saturday. Slowly, I recovered from my 1st experience with the San Jose nightlife and the wife and I ate breakfast at a little resteraunt somewhere in walking distance of the Dunn Inn...after getting some food in me I began to be able to form sentences again. After some shopping in San Jose we decided to check out the afternoon action at the SL, the PDF version of the map in th Section is and invaluable tool, I used a free pdf reader app from the appstore and dowloaded the file to my ipod touch, this map allowed us to find everything we were looking for while we walked the streets. Very few ticas or patrons at the SL that we could see, everyone was very nice and we got a nice tour of the hotel. As we walked back to the hotel we pass New fantasy and make a note to come back later. We then headed to Soda Peru (thanks to the map) and had a great lunch. We go to NF and the wife negotiates and massage for me and her from one girl (stephanie?), she gives us both and acceptable massage and finishes me off with a CBJ and doggie style while the wife records the action with the digital camera. We head back to the hotel, shower and put out the lines for trolling at the BM once again. The wifey runs into the same three ladies and the night before and they are helpful in helping us pick out a new tica for our evenings entertainment. Immediately I point to a 23 y/o blond with a nice fake rack, latin culo and flat tummy. Her name is Yahaira and she is very cool with the whole husband/wife experience. Back at the Inn she is receptive to our requests and doesn't mind the wife snapping pictures while I bend Yahaira like a pretzel. The flash was going off like a strobe at a disco.
Sunday. We wake up and have breafast and Nuestra Tierra (sp?), excellent local food. The wife and I then head back to the big king bed at the hotel and enjoy some afternoon fun with the pornos on the TV We then have dinner at Nuestra Tierra once again and head to the BM to hopefully bag our limit. The wife ends up talking to a cute little CR spinner named Andrea. Andrea is a little shy and very hesitant about the fact that my wife is encouraging her husband to have sex with another woman but eventually Andrea warms up, back at the hotel she is ameable to all our requests except greek which is ashame b/c she had a million dollar culo. She allows photos and video as long as her face is not shown, which we gladly oblige.
Monday. Our last day here. We have a late flight and BKtuna arranges a late check out for us (gotta love that guy), breakfast at Nuestra Tierra once again (wife loved it) and back to the hotel for some afternoon fun, afterwards wife wants to nap but knowing I hate to sleep in the afternoon she suggests I go to NF and have one more go before the flight. We have a happy marriage b/c I do what she tells me, so I go to NF and hook up with a decent CR girl with some burn scars on her side. VERY freindly girl who gave and EXCELLENT massage, so good in fact that we did not get past the CBJ before I made it look like a seagull flew over her stomach.
We headed back to the hotel, then the airport for an uneventful flight back to FTL. We bid adieu to CR promising a return in May for my B-day.....the wife can't wait.
Login
Register
FAQ
Search
Calendar
Then 2 chicas latched on to him and he brought them back to SL, and they kept feeding him beer (on his room tab 
