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XTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her K*ds.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your K*ds was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.






NOW Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY, Y'HEER !

the good old days!

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

This one works for any cities high end versus low end area

In Richmond the west end is the rich area and Soutside is the redneck area

How do you tell the difference between a SouthSide girl and a Westend Girl?

Southside girls wear fake jewelry and have real orgasms

BKTUNA/BOYD
I am never going home

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

Yeah, but, for real seafood or reasonable facimile thereof, hit Shocko Bottom....southside:)

Sorry, that was an inside joke.

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Providing humanitarian assistance to self employed chicas, one cash grant at a time.

I know I'm a real s-bag for exposing the joke but see here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shockoe_Bottom

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED