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Once upon a time, an engineer died. Arriving at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said he wasn't invited.

When the man arrived at Hell, he immediately went to work.

God called Satan on the phone a few Mellinia later.

Satan said,"I think that engineer was the best thing you ever sent me."

God said,"Hey, you weren't supposed to get him. I'm going to sue for custody."

Satan said,"Where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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