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A guy saying "vajayjay"--what? You can't say vagina?--you gonna join "The View" lasses sometime soon?
"No problem" uttered by a restaurant server--NO SHIT, BUTTWIPE--I'm ordering off the menu and it's your job to fetch. Damn well better not be a problem. Oh and BTW I don't give a flaming flamingo's fantod what your name is--go fetch and be quick about it,

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

lol.....but you'd care if it was a smoking hot waitress and she started rubbing herself all over you and said her name was "Imma Ready"....ahhahahahahaha

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

they say you can tell a lot about a person by how they treat the help

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im way deep into nothing special
riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood

Brother LaDiablo has it right. I don't actually say those things but they sure fester beneath the surface. I wasn't clear about that.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

The "my bad" line.

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

keepin it real

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im way deep into nothing special
riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood

Yep, that one is worse then mine.

My Bad



Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

That's Brother Dean for you--always keepin' it real. That is, real with genuine Philly cheesesteaks. Sorry, my bad. Finger in the eye time here.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

My sister used to always say, FYI. Boy did it annoy me. Can't believe I am attacking my sister.

My bad



Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

BTW your sister said FYI, thats the wrong hole when I was doin.......................

irregardless

Dude

BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

"totally decimated" or "partially destroyed" or "if it were a snake, it would have bit me"

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If you let the devil ride, he's gonna want to drive

does your sister have a mustache seems common with Greek women

Football announcers are the worst for mangling language and overusing cliches.

1) He is a blue collar player ( ie slow white guy)
2) He brought his lunch pail (basically same as above)
3) He is a North south runner
4) He is a downhill runner
5) They came to play today
6) It is still anybody's game (nope only one of the team teams on the field can win)
7) It is a war in the trenches
They have a long road to hoe to comeback (it is row, an old farming cliche)
9) My personal least favorite (He is giving 110% out there) physically impossible

BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home