www.CostaRicaTicas.com

...oh and if you take pierced lip Karen back to your room...you prolly won't have to worry about watching too much television thereafter...unless you pay for the one she smashes...

I concur with brother Dean about Tamara...a real winner.
CH

Well he went or did not
If he did ... must be looking for leadbelly to shake his hand
Or Jim W to see how the bike ride went
I hope he went to ...... anywhere but Costa rica

Strong odds are that if he's down in CR now, when he gets back to the US, he'll be the most vociferous cheerleader for it you ever saw. Love to be on the plane back with him. "OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY--IT WAS GREAT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY!" Sheesh. Lord save us from strong converts. Saul on the way to Damascus ain't got nothing on this guy, I'm thinking.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

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Speakno,
Newbie I am LMFAO, were you with the same Nica
Regards, 911 Driver

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The happy hour is a device either for getting rid of social obligations hurriedly en masse or for making overtures toward more serious social relationships, as in the etiquette of whoring.- Brooks Atkinson

I wonder where all of these "great prices" were when I was there. I'm a good looking in shape early 30's guy who can bang nearly any american ho, and let me tell you what negotiating gets you: "Cheap gringo" moniker.

They charge cien for everything. I got one down to $80, but we went back and forth for two hours, and they are PUSHY and make you buy them drinks.

I banged one out for $60 for 30 mins and I got my money's worth even though she was a tad fishy.

I got NONE of the services these guys say they get, no salad tossed, and most do blow jobs covered. None swallow, lick nuts, nothing. So I get sick of these guys on here claiming they can get all this and that for $50. not happenin. If I can't pull it off then I can pretty much guarantee you a 60 year old man isn't gonna pull it off. Sorry, those are the facts.

Now Medellin is a different story. I ALWAYS get with a non pro every trip, tons of phone numbers, smiles etc. CR is full of hardened pros and rude smelly out of shape baby making machines that have already shit out 10 K*ds. When the owner of this place changes the board name to "Latin America chicas" and has a huge Colombia and brasil forum he'll make a mint. The word is out Costa Rica is the Kmart of latin american countries.

A couple of observations......

1. If you can't close a "deal" with a DR hooker in less than 2 hours.... you might be a ________.

2. If you are buying DR hookers drinks because the hooker/chica MAKES you... you might be a _________ with no ______.

Berk.....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

Maybe you're too into yourself to get into the lady. I'm a 62 year old and I didn't have any of the problems you describe.

I've seen at least one of the women Brother GDJ was talking about and she's a 10 in anybody's book. You go, guy. of course he's soft-spoken, speaks acceptable Spanish and has tons of game (which means he really loves women)--maybe that's the difference. Get hip and take a tip.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Well, thanks for enlightening us. And also - thanks for stating these definitive FACTS! Much appreciated. With this factual information, I don't think I'll ever return to CR..... I guess Your Mileage May Vary doesn't apply to CR anymore !!! This totally sucks. I'm completely bummed out...

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Did they threaten you? What were the consequences if you didn't buy them drinks?

Grow a sack!

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I, being one of the old f*rts over 60, would be very interested in where these "facts" came from, I would like to read them. Are you sure you didn't mean to say judgment?

IMJ, as an old dude, I probably spend more time on making her feel good, than a young whipper snapper that feels he deserves to be treated well because he is such a catch. How much did you pay attention to what their bodies were telling you during the sessions? Generally, and there are always exceptions, if you touch a woman where she wants to be touched, how she wants to be touched, and how often she wants to be touched, age doesn't matter. They can't see you, no matter what your age, or looks, because their eyes are rolled to the back of their head, and they are speaking in tongues. A woman that is having a multi-orgasmic experience is not concentrating on the looks, or age, of her partner, it is more of an out-of-body experience for them. Men need friction to get off, women are much more complex and need what they want, where they want it, and how often they want it given. Make her feel like a queen, instead of demanding that she treat you like a king, and generally your sessions will be off the chart.

IMHO, when I spend more time on fulfilling her desires, instead of mine, my sessions have been far greater than I could have imagined, with all women worldwide, P4P or non-pro.

What do I know, just the ramblings of an old f*rt that struggles with the ladies also?

health & happiness to all.............

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Sorry Santas Bro, but Skrtchsnbadguy has already given us all the un-disputable, factual data on this subject, so I'm gonna have to call "bullshit" on your last post! There's just NO WAY that you can "pull it off". Sorry !

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

I know, but it just felt so good to write it!!!!

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It's not the size of the wand that put the rabbit in the hat, it's the magic in it!!!

this guy is glad he went. lol. scbg if you didnt have a bbj all i want to know is did you ask. no chica offered. just wondering brother. your reports sounds like you prefer looks over service. maybe you can meet in the middle with your standards. if you dont like cr dont waste your money. make other plans. treat yourself dont cheat yourself brother.

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the hunger is great!