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A blond gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks.



'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband...
The blond rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's

dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says,



"Mummy Mummy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the

wardrobe & she has no clothes on"




The blond slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband...



Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister

totally naked and cowering on the floor.









‘You rotten Bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the K*ds!!'

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

I knew it was there. But still liked it.

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